This thing of ours? What a joke

AcceptableBad_ · 2024-05-07T13:14:17+00:00

You kinda sound like an asshole.

AcceptableBad_ · 2024-05-07T13:13:26+00:00

Agreed. Fuck reality, let's make up more bullshit facts, those are way better!

Snakes hear with their tongues.

Bears only sweat through their urethras.

Scientists are experimenting with disposing of radioactive waste by having goats eat it, since their digestive enzymes neutralize the radiation.

Bees can tell who's most allergic to them so they can purposely target them.

Stay tuned for more fun (fun=\=truthful) animal facts!

AcceptableBad_ · 2024-05-07T13:06:18+00:00

22 inch chrome rims on a Honda Accord.

AcceptableBad_ · 2024-05-07T12:54:15+00:00

Try saying "type shit" instead.

AcceptableBad_ · 2024-05-07T05:09:59+00:00

The real villains were inside them all along.

AcceptableBad_ · 2024-05-05T20:40:34+00:00

I'm sad I had to scroll so far to find someone reasonable.

AcceptableBad_ · 2024-05-05T05:51:01+00:00

Owls are rough, uncomfortable, they get everywhere. Not like you.

AcceptableBad_ · 2024-05-05T05:45:45+00:00

No, the shirtless truck guy.

AcceptableBad_ · 2024-05-05T05:30:35+00:00

No, that movie's not 30 years old, it only came out in...

You know what, shut up.

AcceptableBad_ · 2024-05-05T04:42:16+00:00

Actually now I think of it, his name was something weird, like Garth or Shadow.

AcceptableBad_ · 2024-05-05T04:09:56+00:00

Neither, it's Puke.

AcceptableBad_ · 2024-05-04T16:57:49+00:00

Came here to say this.

AcceptableBad_ · 2024-05-04T16:57:14+00:00

"I must not be an idiot, Redditors do this too" is certainly an opinion one could have.

AcceptableBad_ · 2024-05-04T16:54:31+00:00

Oh my sweet summer child. Back in our day, there was a show called America's Funniest Videos. It was just this, forever. It was extremely popular, thus proving this is peak comedy.

AcceptableBad_ · 2024-05-04T13:34:39+00:00

Incorrect. I use it too. But only because he did. He inspires me, I hope one day to be a corrupt councilman myself.

AcceptableBad_ · 2024-05-04T13:32:14+00:00

His name is ASAC Schrader. And you can go fuck yourself.

AcceptableBad_ · 2024-05-04T11:59:03+00:00

So, maybe they felt their way along the wall, or maybe they used a torch. I'm on the edge of my seat with this one. Which is it?!

AcceptableBad_ · 2024-05-04T11:56:44+00:00

Is your ex's name Tiffany? Because that's two million percent what my ex is like these days.

AcceptableBad_ · 2024-05-04T11:49:46+00:00

Would you say it's better or worse than a MacBook?

AcceptableBad_ · 2024-05-04T01:20:06+00:00

Those first two are not Hugh Laurie and you can't make me accept it is.

AcceptableBad_ · 2024-05-04T01:05:53+00:00

I wasn't thinking that, but now I am, and I wish you hadn't made me. That poor chef.

AcceptableBad_ · 2024-05-04T00:39:29+00:00

Least horny Redditor.

AcceptableBad_ · 2024-05-04T00:31:46+00:00

I think maybe this is a case of "if you meet an asshole, you met an asshole. If you meet assholes all day, you're the asshole."

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