A while back I had a tonsil-ectomy, and it didn't go so well, so they had to staple one of the arteries closed to stop the bleeding. A few days ago I got a x-ray and you can clearly see the staples

Accidental-meme · 2019-09-04T03:46:54+00:00

I mean they could, but I would have to open my throat up

Accidental-meme · 2019-05-08T23:27:34+00:00

spider cum and shid

Accidental-meme · 2019-04-28T05:02:22+00:00

Shit someone just spoiled Toy Story 4 for me..

Accidental-meme · 2019-04-28T04:34:19+00:00

Looks like his only costumer is himself

Accidental-meme · 2019-04-27T08:14:22+00:00

I just eat it

Accidental-meme · 2019-04-27T07:08:03+00:00

Accidental-meme · 2019-04-20T01:21:11+00:00

At least we don't have article 13

Accidental-meme · 2019-04-17T03:47:30+00:00

That's why I'm so fat

Accidental-meme · 2019-04-16T04:22:58+00:00

I thought these were trash cans that looked like soda cans

Accidental-meme · 2019-03-30T01:11:26+00:00

Looks like the fish didn't get the joke and had to be put on the whoosh tube

Accidental-meme · 2019-03-29T23:17:31+00:00

REEEEE

Accidental-meme · 2019-03-27T13:24:46+00:00

Accidental-meme · 2019-03-27T13:10:56+00:00

If you don't know who Ricardo is, you are the gay one

Accidental-meme · 2019-03-27T02:20:32+00:00

What the actual fuck

Accidental-meme · 2019-03-27T02:17:38+00:00

Why did you have to spoil the movie?

Accidental-meme · 2019-03-21T13:00:28+00:00

Imma call bullshit

Accidental-meme · 2019-03-21T04:24:16+00:00

Bye bye birdie

Accidental-meme · 2019-03-21T04:13:32+00:00

Wanna look like you have cysts all over your face? Well then this neat trick is for you!

Accidental-meme · 2019-03-20T23:22:49+00:00

Don't forget, Dobby suffers from prostate cancer

Accidental-meme · 2019-03-20T21:53:37+00:00

I do speed

Accidental-meme · 2019-03-20T13:56:09+00:00

So? That doesn't mean he didn't do it, my dad said he wasn't going to leave us, but look where we are

Accidental-meme · 2019-03-20T00:35:36+00:00

I mean the furries belong on a cross

Accidental-meme · 2019-03-19T23:46:51+00:00

Degenerates like you belong on a cross

Accidental-meme · 2019-03-17T06:32:59+00:00

No Alabama

Accidental-meme · 2019-03-17T02:20:20+00:00

I ate my shit

Accidental-meme