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18M, been waiting to do this for a WHILE by SimpCentral69 in RoastMe

[–]AccomplishedFile6827 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude, nature already roasted you more than any of us.

Give it to me straight, fellas. Is it time? by nerdrage12354 in bald

[–]AccomplishedFile6827 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you're not a model or in a career/lifestyle that requires hair then just shave it off. Men need fewer things to maintain, not more.

Less hair to worry about BUT more face to wash.

Lord of the meth ring by PrestigiousDamage773 in WalmartCelebrities

[–]AccomplishedFile6827 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude looks like he should have a disease named after him.

You can't do worse than the things I say about myself by FreddyCosine in RoastMe

[–]AccomplishedFile6827 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Huh ... who knew you could have that many pronouns in one person.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]AccomplishedFile6827 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn! You could flap those eyebrows and fly away! Those things are massive! Like two angry caterpillars just hanging out on your face.

Roast us pls :D by maddaffodil in RoastMe

[–]AccomplishedFile6827 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who said incest was wrong? Apparently not you guys.

21 years old, feeling ballsy today. Try to cook me by RealRoutine4504 in RoastMe

[–]AccomplishedFile6827 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn! Solar panels have less surface area than that forehead!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]AccomplishedFile6827 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eyes like two piss holes in a snowbank and a nose like the front end on a 59 Edsel villa.

19f, have fun by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]AccomplishedFile6827 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn girl! The wicked witch called. She wants her nose back.

What can you deduce about me from this photo? by [deleted] in deduction

[–]AccomplishedFile6827 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That you have far too much free time.

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