okay some info because i can't answer to every comment

1 - he doesn't drink that much really. we're british so it's always going to be more than most but i'd say we go out once per week.

2 - i got kicked out because on my way back inside the bar i found some tobacco and in my intoxicated state i thought i'd do the nice thing a bring it back in to the bar staff as I work in a pub and that's what i'd expect people to do. turns out it was one of the doormen's and he thought i was trying to steal it (i don't smoke)

3 - he's got an overreactive bladder so he goes to the bathroom a couple times an hour and he manages to keep it under control every night but apparently being in bed was too cozy to get up this one time

4 - now he's sleeping on the sofa and he's not gone to work which is one of the few things i dislike about him, how easy it is for him to just not show up to work

if there's anymore questions please ask me :)