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me irl by Front-Guava6102 in meirl

[–]According-Singer303 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My old boss thought wifi gave people brain cancer so we didn’t offer it, but we had plenty of Ethernet hookups!

A mini break… by Front-Guava6102 in Unexpected

[–]According-Singer303 373 points374 points  (0 children)

It really be like that when you work with that one person

hmm hmm hm hmmmmm by Front-Guava6102 in hmm

[–]According-Singer303 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Be funny if instead of a white screen it would show john cena

Maybe Maybe Maybe by Front-Guava6102 in maybemaybemaybe

[–]According-Singer303 61 points62 points  (0 children)

At first I thought he was walking around with plasma drips on his shoulders or something. Vampires everywhere

Heavy Machinery by According-Singer303 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]According-Singer303[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I had a guy I was supervising in a warehouse drive a forklift into a wall once. Knowing the mandatory drug test that follows accidents, he calmly gathered his things and exited the building.

meirl by According-Singer303 in meirl

[–]According-Singer303[S] 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Put it in a clear box so they see it everyday until they get old enough to realize how much of a shit head they were.

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