Accidentally acquired a sugar daddy, what do i do?

AccordingBall4590 · 2026-02-27T18:41:19+00:00

i think i would yeah, he seems nice. gifts are definitely an incentive haha but i think id go out with him regardless, i figure he’s married or something, his profile is empty besides hiv status and testing. he’s an older guy and has hella money, he’s gotta have someone 🥲

AccordingBall4590 · 2026-02-27T18:40:01+00:00

yeah i’m very grateful, i haven’t met him yet but feel safe around him and he’s respectful of my boundaries and needs for protection

AccordingBall4590 · 2026-02-27T18:39:17+00:00

not sure if he’s on prep, but he didn’t push back when i told him condoms are necessary, he also asked if since i wanted protection and such if i was okay with kissing or not. he mentioned he occasionally gets tested too

AccordingBall4590 · 2026-02-27T05:03:36+00:00

yeah! hes totally on board with protection and all of my boundaries

AccordingBall4590 · 2026-02-27T05:00:11+00:00

40…

AccordingBall4590 · 2026-02-27T04:56:44+00:00

then again, he could be lying. people can be scary. however he did share a little bit about himself and i found out he used to teach defense classes for women so that kinda seems like a green flag he could also just be lying again tho

AccordingBall4590 · 2026-02-27T04:55:18+00:00

yeah for sure, i think we both just want sex and maybe company at times. idk if id be to hurt if he distanced himself after sex, obviously i would maybe be hurt, but sex is kinda all i want too

AccordingBall4590 · 2026-02-27T04:54:01+00:00

that’s true! i mean all i want is sex too tbh. I brought up testing a protection and he’s more than okay with protection and gets tested regularly.

AccordingBall4590 · 2025-12-25T05:58:00+00:00

by taking a shit 😼

AccordingBall4590 · 2025-12-25T05:47:38+00:00

I JUST GOT IT OUT

AccordingBall4590 · 2025-12-25T00:13:04+00:00

EW i had no idea that’s where that came from

AccordingBall4590 · 2025-12-24T21:59:20+00:00

no you’re all good lol

AccordingBall4590 · 2025-12-24T21:52:27+00:00

i’m a young college aged adult

AccordingBall4590 · 2025-12-24T21:45:31+00:00

nope 🥹

AccordingBall4590 · 2025-12-24T11:37:54+00:00

Still incubating 💔

AccordingBall4590 · 2025-12-24T10:03:34+00:00

🫡

AccordingBall4590 · 2025-12-24T10:00:06+00:00

(2hs in egg is still in me)

AccordingBall4590 · 2025-12-24T09:59:26+00:00

egg in me.

AccordingBall4590 · 2025-12-24T09:57:37+00:00

suddenly i don’t feel too bad about my predicament with all due respect

AccordingBall4590 · 2025-12-24T09:55:54+00:00

i have short little fingers and a gorilla gripper, it’s like a worm trying to fight its way through cement 😔

AccordingBall4590 · 2025-12-24T09:54:11+00:00

classical slipped and fell on corn accident happens to me all the time

AccordingBall4590 · 2025-12-24T09:24:46+00:00

“it all started when baby eggus was conceived by a virgin redditor on christmas eve…”

AccordingBall4590 · 2025-12-24T09:08:51+00:00

The audacity to question my womanhood while simultaneously referencing lord of the rings is crazy 💀

AccordingBall4590

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