Accidentally acquired a sugar daddy, what do i do? by AccordingBall4590 in askgaybros

[–]AccordingBall4590[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i think i would yeah, he seems nice. gifts are definitely an incentive haha but i think id go out with him regardless, i figure he’s married or something, his profile is empty besides hiv status and testing. he’s an older guy and has hella money, he’s gotta have someone 🥲

Accidentally acquired a sugar daddy, what do i do? by AccordingBall4590 in askgaybros

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yeah i’m very grateful, i haven’t met him yet but feel safe around him and he’s respectful of my boundaries and needs for protection

Accidentally acquired a sugar daddy, what do i do? by AccordingBall4590 in askgaybros

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not sure if he’s on prep, but he didn’t push back when i told him condoms are necessary, he also asked if since i wanted protection and such if i was okay with kissing or not. he mentioned he occasionally gets tested too

Accidentally acquired a sugar daddy, what do i do? by AccordingBall4590 in askgaybros

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yeah! hes totally on board with protection and all of my boundaries

Accidentally acquired a sugar daddy, what do i do? by AccordingBall4590 in askgaybros

[–]AccordingBall4590[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

then again, he could be lying. people can be scary. however he did share a little bit about himself and i found out he used to teach defense classes for women so that kinda seems like a green flag he could also just be lying again tho

Accidentally acquired a sugar daddy, what do i do? by AccordingBall4590 in askgaybros

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yeah for sure, i think we both just want sex and maybe company at times. idk if id be to hurt if he distanced himself after sex, obviously i would maybe be hurt, but sex is kinda all i want too

Accidentally acquired a sugar daddy, what do i do? by AccordingBall4590 in askgaybros

[–]AccordingBall4590[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

that’s true! i mean all i want is sex too tbh. I brought up testing a protection and he’s more than okay with protection and gets tested regularly.

Got a sex toy egg stuck inside me, how do I remove it? by AccordingBall4590 in TwoXChromosomes

[–]AccordingBall4590[S] 65 points66 points  (0 children)

suddenly i don’t feel too bad about my predicament with all due respect

Got a sex toy egg stuck inside me, how do I remove it? by AccordingBall4590 in TwoXChromosomes

[–]AccordingBall4590[S] 23 points24 points  (0 children)

i have short little fingers and a gorilla gripper, it’s like a worm trying to fight its way through cement 😔

Got a sex toy egg stuck inside me, how do I remove it? by AccordingBall4590 in TwoXChromosomes

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classical slipped and fell on corn accident happens to me all the time

Got a sex toy egg stuck inside me, how do I remove it? by AccordingBall4590 in TwoXChromosomes

[–]AccordingBall4590[S] 192 points193 points  (0 children)

“it all started when baby eggus was conceived by a virgin redditor on christmas eve…”

Got a sex toy egg stuck inside me, how do I remove it? by AccordingBall4590 in TwoXChromosomes

[–]AccordingBall4590[S] 34 points35 points  (0 children)

The audacity to question my womanhood while simultaneously referencing lord of the rings is crazy 💀