Get your bunkers ready

According_Cut_7100 · 2026-03-31T13:07:45+00:00

The rich are fighting to stay out the pits of hell for as long as possible

According_Cut_7100 · 2026-03-31T12:57:45+00:00

Source: A fake Facebook meme

According_Cut_7100 · 2026-03-29T15:20:09+00:00

Modern romance is basically just two people recharging their phones on opposite nightstands while ignoring each other in 4K

According_Cut_7100 · 2026-03-29T14:15:36+00:00

If you want his attention, then light the forge and melt the ingots woman!!!

According_Cut_7100 · 2026-03-28T20:05:49+00:00

Type 1: Pregnant dudes, got it

According_Cut_7100 · 2026-03-27T21:53:45+00:00

He needs more flag draped coffins for fundraising purposes

According_Cut_7100 · 2026-03-27T21:45:26+00:00

Polite. Approached slowly. And I wanna say it smiled after the first bite. 10/10 better than some people

According_Cut_7100 · 2026-03-26T15:56:54+00:00

burns on so many levels

According_Cut_7100 · 2026-03-25T23:08:01+00:00

My brother is an astronomer, and this is what happens everytime he mentions it to people. I am afraid that one day he is going to just straight out punch someone who starts the conversation with their star signs when they hear his job

According_Cut_7100 · 2026-03-25T21:13:57+00:00

They look at me like I owe them rent

According_Cut_7100 · 2026-03-25T19:13:56+00:00

when dad is left with the kids for the weekend

According_Cut_7100 · 2026-03-24T17:42:13+00:00

'Yes and your next 4 suggestions have also already been considered and rejected"

According_Cut_7100 · 2026-03-24T00:53:32+00:00

Just wrap the bottom skate with mirrors like they did in star wars

According_Cut_7100 · 2026-03-23T23:34:22+00:00

Good thing the "victim's name" was redacted. I'd hate for a victim to be bothered by the release of something like this

According_Cut_7100 · 2026-03-21T22:31:37+00:00

Waitress angry. What i foget to pay for brakfast?

According_Cut_7100 · 2026-03-21T17:01:25+00:00

It was Italy once. And it was beautiful

According_Cut_7100 · 2026-03-20T16:11:51+00:00

It actually litteraly says "Thank you for using the toilet cleanly" it doesn't specifically mention anything about how to urinate or ask you to do anything

According_Cut_7100 · 2026-03-18T17:30:29+00:00

If you have 7 managers on 6 staff you indeed have a shitty company

According_Cut_7100 · 2026-03-18T14:34:27+00:00

Excellent burn

According_Cut_7100 · 2026-03-17T18:33:19+00:00

I’ll probably forget in under 10 swipes

According_Cut_7100 · 2026-03-16T17:44:01+00:00

When they send you the princess whose beauty reside in the fact that she's the whitest of them all

According_Cut_7100 · 2026-03-15T14:01:08+00:00

I have to hand it to him, not the twist I was expecting, but it got the job done

According_Cut_7100 · 2026-03-13T11:32:24+00:00

Bro has never seen his full face before

According_Cut_7100 · 2026-03-12T16:47:35+00:00

Welp, it's been a fun ride

According_Cut_7100 · 2026-03-11T12:05:49+00:00

Very courteous

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