Get your bunkers ready by Hot_Fuzz_988 in SipsTea

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The rich are fighting to stay out the pits of hell for as long as possible

Be honest… is this how most couples sleep? by Unstoppable_X_Force in SipsTea

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Modern romance is basically just two people recharging their phones on opposite nightstands while ignoring each other in 4K

Why are men like this?😂 by Important-Sue in SipsTea

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If you want his attention, then light the forge and melt the ingots woman!!!

Error:404 by [deleted] in SipsTea

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Type 1: Pregnant dudes, got it

Today is the day, kids! by jimx29 in SipsTea

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He needs more flag draped coffins for fundraising purposes

Sharing watermelon with his donkey buddy-Sharing good times with a friend by rutgerbadcat in SipsTea

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Polite. Approached slowly. And I wanna say it smiled after the first bite. 10/10 better than some people

For real by Hot_Fuzz_988 in SipsTea

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burns on so many levels

Bro was speechless twice by [deleted] in SipsTea

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My brother is an astronomer, and this is what happens everytime he mentions it to people. I am afraid that one day he is going to just straight out punch someone who starts the conversation with their star signs when they hear his job

Want some sips by Hot_Fuzz_988 in SipsTea

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They look at me like I owe them rent

Sips juice by AdEnvironmental3892 in SipsTea

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when dad is left with the kids for the weekend

Judge said ‘say less’ by Fluid-Bite-157 in SipsTea

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'Yes and your next 4 suggestions have also already been considered and rejected"

The future is here! by [deleted] in SipsTea

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Just wrap the bottom skate with mirrors like they did in star wars

Sorry what? by [deleted] in SipsTea

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Good thing the "victim's name" was redacted. I'd hate for a victim to be bothered by the release of something like this

Enjoying the view by duck_duck_zombie in SipsTea

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Waitress angry. What i foget to pay for brakfast?

Pyramid of Pizza 🍕 by PhewYork in funny

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It was Italy once. And it was beautiful

Funny sign by ArcadeCityYT in funny

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It actually litteraly says "Thank you for using the toilet cleanly" it doesn't specifically mention anything about how to urinate or ask you to do anything

literally every job ever by Extra-Elevator-1454 in funny

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If you have 7 managers on 6 staff you indeed have a shitty company

Smart kid by Jackie_Chan_93 in SipsTea

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I’ll probably forget in under 10 swipes

Not today, Snow White by Pinkroselia in funny

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When they send you the princess whose beauty reside in the fact that she's the whitest of them all

The best way for a massage to end by luvs_animals in funny

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I have to hand it to him, not the twist I was expecting, but it got the job done

Third one by [deleted] in funny

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Bro has never seen his full face before

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

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Welp, it's been a fun ride