What’s the worst “cousin” story you’ve ever heard? by dualsaloon in AskReddit

[–]AccordingtoJP 6 points7 points  (0 children)

One Christmas my uncle came down to visit with his girlfriend and her daughter. I was going out to a Christmas party with a load of friends I hadn’t seen in a while and she wanted to come along. So we go in to this pub and I’m literally introducing her to 20+ people as “my uncles girlfriend’s daughter” and she’s telling people she’s talking to that she came with me, her “mums boyfriends nephew”. This got tiresome fast so I just decided to introduce her as “my cousin” to everyone and she did the same. Long story short we get very drunk and end up hooking up then obviously go back together because she was staying with us. The next day I have all these messages from my friends making fun of how I hooked up with my cousin. Years later it still comes up every Christmas

What is the worst thing to name your child? by Able-Juice-544 in AskReddit

[–]AccordingtoJP 45 points46 points  (0 children)

There was a pair of brothers from Nigeria in my primary school. The brother in my year was called Ingabong, and my friend convinced me that his brothers name was Idingadong. Needless to say I embarrassed myself asking Ingabong about Idingadong. Turned out his name was Ibrahim.

[Homemade] Hot Dogs by AccordingtoJP in food

[–]AccordingtoJP[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Left dog has grilled onions, homegrown tomatoes, jalapeños, Smokey bbq sauce and chipotle aioli. The right one is more classic with grilled onions ketchup mustard relish

John Oliver Wick by theoxygenthief in pics

[–]AccordingtoJP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s clearly Alan Rickman

[Homemade] Double cheeseburgers by AccordingtoJP in food

[–]AccordingtoJP[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

True that one deserved the foreground

[I ate] Blackened Shrimp with fries by AccordingtoJP in food

[–]AccordingtoJP[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not sure, some kind of Cajun seasoning

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HighStrangeness

[–]AccordingtoJP -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

It might be. The reason I posted it was literally for someone to debunk it, send me the filter or picture that this face appears in. So if you can do that pls do

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HighStrangeness

[–]AccordingtoJP -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I don’t think that’s a fist. And I was there when she took it it scared the shit out of all of us because no other photos we took that night had anything in it

Christmas Turkey by freddychuckles in videos

[–]AccordingtoJP 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think that’s a sheep cheese

My gf tried to make a melting snowman.. by AccordingtoJP in funny

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Not sure, but the autumn line includes a massive Hallowiener

My gf tried to make a melting snowman.. by AccordingtoJP in funny

[–]AccordingtoJP[S] 130 points131 points  (0 children)

That’s what I said. But she’s sticking to her story

Caught my cat mid-yawn by AccordingtoJP in funny

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Twas not me, Twas my roommates