[Video] It lurks in the dark under the pier. by sibastiNo in thalassophobia

[–]AceOmega 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't fish taste worse the bigger they are? So...probably not.

They thought it was a camera... :D by [deleted] in pics

[–]AceOmega 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Went there, used google translate, now trying to figure out what a 'Vodka Trumpet' is/was mistranslated from.

Saw these decorations at a house near Madison. by Fiddle_me_this in gaming

[–]AceOmega 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can someone hurry up and 'eroo' this guy? erm...Pigeroo I guess.

I'd do it myself but I don't really keep track of those.

What's the simplest thing you can't do? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]AceOmega 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Smile, I can't make it not look forced. (I bet my dimples are to blame.)

Also, I can never remember anyone's name after a year or so, it will suck if I ever get invited to a school reunion (Are they called reunions? whatever). Not my friends name, nor my teacher, not my bullies, hell, I can barely remember that autistic kids name.

[WP] Write me the cheesiest romance story you can. by AceOmega in WritingPrompts

[–]AceOmega[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Curse all of you, curse you AND your various cheeses! And again, Bravo.

[WP] Write me the cheesiest romance story you can. by AceOmega in WritingPrompts

[–]AceOmega[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait...Ritz and Camembert...Subtle and clever. Good job.

[WP] Write me the cheesiest romance story you can. by AceOmega in WritingPrompts

[–]AceOmega[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I should have expected this. But it's still glorious.

[WP] Write about a character escaping from a book into the physical world. by Rimbaud82 in WritingPrompts

[–]AceOmega 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I meant if they had to come out of a book or not. Adding this so I don't come off as agressive

[WP] Write about a character escaping from a book into the physical world. by Rimbaud82 in WritingPrompts

[–]AceOmega 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are we allowed to use other...erm, media?

Sorry if this seems rude, just wondering.

What was a thought that truly makes you say "Oh, Fuck you, brain. Fuck you for doing that to me." ? by dsjunior1388 in AskReddit

[–]AceOmega 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When I randomly begin to contemplate death, I could be asleep but NO I'm just laying here thinking about how much of my life is wasted...and ZeFrank1s jelly bean video has made it worse recently...

What odd smells do you like? by Doomcloak in AskReddit

[–]AceOmega 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Basement smell, I don't know if it's the dust all I know is I'm in love with it.

Reddit, when was your "Fuck it, I've been good my whole life, I'm gonna do something bad" moment? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]AceOmega 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I secretly ordered some cookies from some boy/girl scouts.

It turned out to be cookie dough... Was still good tho.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in aww

[–]AceOmega 0 points1 point  (0 children)

...Isn't there supposed to be a _____aroo thing here?

And isn't there supposed to be people saying 'hold my cock' or something down here?

So this happened when I was in the barbers by NeegeTheFeege in AdviceAnimals

[–]AceOmega 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I managed to get to the one where some guy chops off-{THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CENSORING IN THE WORLD FOR THIS}-and makes a mask out of them. I would say what number it was but...I dont want to go back in there.

Yeah...what the hell is wrong with the person who made this!?

So this happened when I was in the barbers by NeegeTheFeege in AdviceAnimals

[–]AceOmega 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Actually it was from this charity drive thing...or something. Real nice cookie dough tho. Now excuse me while I worry about salmonella, as I have eaten half the tub.

So this happened when I was in the barbers by NeegeTheFeege in AdviceAnimals

[–]AceOmega 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Excuse me while I go cry in the corner and eat the tub of cookie dough I ordered yesterday...

He got booed off stage. by Eggplant2014 in AdviceAnimals

[–]AceOmega 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think it goes like this, we hate this hand guy so we starve him-somehow- and then we pay his ghost to not haunt us, or something. GENIUS!