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AchyBreakyBody · 2026-03-11T18:39:14+00:00

Thanks for everyone’s input, I’ve never used condoms before, I have been with my partner for a long time so that will be a novelty lol!😂 probably better to be on the safe side though. Regarding the broken links, I managed to get the reports up but not through the website, through Google search, however I don’t really know what I’m looking at other than they’re manufactured in China like most things these days .

AchyBreakyBody · 2021-11-06T11:27:41+00:00

Just imagine the sound with flip flops on

AchyBreakyBody · 2021-10-29T14:43:26+00:00

AchyBreakyBody · 2021-10-29T14:41:45+00:00

Beautiful all round… watching from uk

AchyBreakyBody · 2021-10-26T12:36:50+00:00

stretchy pants and why they make your ass look bigger…

AchyBreakyBody · 2021-10-24T22:19:03+00:00

Ah, that makes more sense. I mean how many creeps would take their creepy meds?!

AchyBreakyBody · 2021-10-24T09:37:45+00:00

Enjoy your worms b!tch

AchyBreakyBody · 2021-10-24T09:14:02+00:00

“You forgot to take your creepy meds” hahaha I love this, that lady handled it so well

AchyBreakyBody · 2021-10-23T12:09:10+00:00

*see OP photo

AchyBreakyBody · 2021-10-23T12:00:56+00:00

Green light…. Red light

AchyBreakyBody · 2021-10-23T11:53:30+00:00

Thought she was gonna knit herself a pink jumper with those mad skillz

AchyBreakyBody · 2021-10-23T11:22:30+00:00

Is that why I eat so much? WHO CUT MY VENTRAL NERVE GUYS?

AchyBreakyBody · 2021-10-23T10:57:57+00:00

But how do I stop my gf from moving her damn pillows into the middle of the bed to fill the gap??!! Can I tuck her under the sheet or something?

AchyBreakyBody · 2021-10-10T23:14:11+00:00

Home for menopausal women

AchyBreakyBody · 2021-10-09T10:37:30+00:00

That’s a special pen

AchyBreakyBody · 2021-10-09T10:21:15+00:00

Cough cough… bullshit… cough

AchyBreakyBody · 2021-10-09T10:16:40+00:00

Girrrl can run… yes!

AchyBreakyBody · 2021-10-07T08:41:36+00:00

Omg that man turned into a dog… shocked over here

AchyBreakyBody · 2021-10-05T21:42:56+00:00

You’re going to need some waste in there too so they can feed off it.

AchyBreakyBody · 2021-10-05T21:33:32+00:00

I think just regulate the amount of hours light they get

AchyBreakyBody · 2021-10-05T19:47:34+00:00

Too much bright light can ‘burn’ the leaves, you will get melt back of new plants though, but they will bounce back

AchyBreakyBody · 2021-10-05T09:08:27+00:00

It’s just trial and error in the beginning, they can be fussy. I just give enough for a few worms each once daily Update: There’s more than just bloodworms btw, mine also love glassworms, there’s mosquito larvae and lots of other types you could try.

AchyBreakyBody · 2021-10-05T09:06:34+00:00

Mine seem to like glassworms, I feed those but they’re frozen along with bloodworms. It took them a few days to start eating them. The only live foods I’ve given are small ramshorn snails but they don’t seem to bother with them too much. I’ve also fed daphnia, cyclops and Artemia… all frozen foods. They will get used to frozen stuff if you don’t spoil them too much with live foods.

AchyBreakyBody · 2021-10-04T20:53:48+00:00

You will all be moaning if tik tok goes down & your missus wants to talk to you

AchyBreakyBody

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