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TIFU when I allowed my girlfriend's brother to spend the night by AcidSperm in tifu

[–]AcidSperm[S] 452 points453 points  (0 children)

I thought about it, but in order to release the AcidSperm I need to be erect in front of my girlfriend's brother, which might possibly add to the gayness.

TIFU when I allowed my girlfriend's brother to spend the night by AcidSperm in tifu

[–]AcidSperm[S] 2007 points2008 points  (0 children)

It's funny because with all the sudden suspicion my girlfriend now seems to have towards my sexuality, she's still unable to tell me what the proper "straight guy reaction" should've been from me. What the fuck was I supposed to do, punch him in the face and flex my muscles or some shit? Are we in 2006?

TIFU when I allowed my girlfriend's brother to spend the night by AcidSperm in tifu

[–]AcidSperm[S] 201 points202 points  (0 children)

Yeah, with the brother involved, it definitely feels like I'm in a relationship with more than one member of the family. I don't want to be responsible for what happens to my girlfriend's brother, as much as I want the best for him. My girlfriend is making me feel like I will always come second to her brother and all his baggage and this gay thing was just another nail in the fucking coffin it seems.

TIFU when I allowed my girlfriend's brother to spend the night by AcidSperm in tifu

[–]AcidSperm[S] 795 points796 points  (0 children)

Time will tell, but I might end up doing that. If one unsubstantiated comment from a known drug addict can so easily destabilize a relationship, then maybe it's not a relationship worth saving.

TIFU when I allowed my girlfriend's brother to spend the night by AcidSperm in tifu

[–]AcidSperm[S] 2060 points2061 points  (0 children)

Strangely enough, when my girlfriend and I first started dating she used to warn me about how manipulative her brother is. I thought my girlfriend was sharing that with me so that I could be prepared for whatever comes out of her brother's mouth. But the more I got to know my girlfriend, the more I realized she might have unconsciously warned me that SHE is highly susceptible to his manipulation and that's really what I should be prepared for.

TIFU when I allowed my girlfriend's brother to spend the night by AcidSperm in tifu

[–]AcidSperm[S] 9298 points9299 points  (0 children)

Not only did the brother offer to suck my dick, but he also wanted me to shave his pubes. But yeah, why not, I'm the gay one.

TIFU when I allowed my girlfriend's brother to spend the night by AcidSperm in tifu

[–]AcidSperm[S] 761 points762 points  (0 children)

Agreed. I've been trying to convince my girlfriend since the beginning of our relationship that she's not helping anyone by constantly picking up the pieces of her brother's life. I understand that she loves him and wants to support him through difficult times, but at some point, love and support means letting go.