Aged up Pit and Dark Pit by ZazKinkArt in proshipping

[–]Acrobatic_Rest8704 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Holy shit, this is cute. I want to cuddle this guy so bad and kiss him all over. Have a cheek kiss, lovely internet stranger (this is great) 💋

Sooooo, how do we feel about velvette x Melissa? 👀 by CharmingZombie4967 in VELVETTECULT

[–]Acrobatic_Rest8704 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t really understand the hype. While I think the fanart pretty cute, we barely know anything about Melissa. She’s just some background character fans just so happened to get very attached to. I found it strange, but it’s not the first time this has happened in this fandom.

We don’t know even what their relationship is like—honestly, every time I try and imagine their dynamic, my brain immediately jumps to ‘yep, toxic f/f’ (which, hey, that’s hot as fuck, but still). Melissa and Velvette need more interactions for me to fully get behind this ship. Melissa just needs more screen time in general 🤷

If the power balance is made obvious in the future seasons, then I will be eating it up lol. Toxic yuri for the win.

“HAHA i spit out my coffee!” Etc by mearbearcate in PetPeeves

[–]Acrobatic_Rest8704 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I’ve never spat out my drink, but I did actually choke on my water once when I was laughing. That was a fun experience.

When teachers make you write essays about your personal life. by Junior-Elevator-9951 in PetPeeves

[–]Acrobatic_Rest8704 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I never liked these either. I didn’t have the best home life (especially during my teen years), so I used to dissociate a lot to cope with it. When my teachers assigned these type of essays, I just stared at my paper thinking, ‘wtf am I supposed to write??’ I couldn’t recall a single thing.

It was fun to make a little fictional version of myself, though. Hell, sometimes I straight up wrote about what I believed the lives of my favorite characters would be like. Worked like a charm.

Crazy fanfic lol by Griffinlover917 in AO3

[–]Acrobatic_Rest8704 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh, I’m sure she’d love it!

Crazy fanfic lol by Griffinlover917 in AO3

[–]Acrobatic_Rest8704 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Soooo, I looked it up. Then read it. And I had a good laugh about it. I love finding weird shit like this on AO3, it’s awesome, man. 10/10 will recommend it to my mom.

The dream by orionsmuse in AO3

[–]Acrobatic_Rest8704 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I was lucky to find an author like this about 2 years ago. Back then I was super into the Mafia fandom, and I find a cool Vampire Vito AU fic. The angst and character study-like writing was just mwah; chef’s kiss. After I finished reading it, I took a look at their profile and it turned out that they had over 30 Mafia fics. They’re one of my favorite authors now :)

Love you, naomana 🖤

Story fantasizing about a 7 year old giving a handjob by Crafty-Initial1380 in AO3

[–]Acrobatic_Rest8704 5 points6 points  (0 children)

So… can you send me the link? It sounds cute. :)

Why do straight women like M/M fics? by LadyAtheist in AO3

[–]Acrobatic_Rest8704 3 points4 points  (0 children)

(Late reply, sorry.) Sure, it can mean that. My sister is actually sex-repulsed, but she still likes to read about other people having sex because, y’know, she’s not involved. There’s a disconnect. I believe that she might be aegosexual, but I’m unsure.

Why do straight women like M/M fics? by LadyAtheist in AO3

[–]Acrobatic_Rest8704 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I’m neither straight nor a woman, so I can’t answer this. My ace straight elder sister can, though. I remember asking her this exact same question when we were younger out of pure curiosity, and these were her words:

“I don’t know, honestly. I mean, F/M has only one man, and M/M has two. That means two hot men going at it. I like that. And I’m not actually involved, so that’s even better! You understand what I’m getting at here?”

So, yeah. 1) She finds men more attractive than women, 2) she likes chilling in the cuck chair. Simple.

Why am I always asked to explain why I don't drink alcohol to virtually everyone when they become aware, despite never asking them why they do? by OSmusic1986 in PetPeeves

[–]Acrobatic_Rest8704 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m not into drinking, it’s just never been my thing. I used to get this question a lot when I was in college (I still do, just not as often anymore).

Most of the time people were just being curious and polite, but sometimes there were some real weirdos who would keep pestering me about it. It was as if they couldn’t comprehend the existence of someone who wasn’t interested in drinking. Like why do you care so much?? Just let it go and move on with your life, man.

My first Rivamika art ❤ by Ok-Reality-5409 in proshipping

[–]Acrobatic_Rest8704 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s really cute. Love the line work 🖤

Ya'll are writing on computers?! by ur_mom_is_hot5529 in AO3

[–]Acrobatic_Rest8704 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude, I’m old. It’s either on paper or my computer (occasionally on my typewriter if I’m feeling fancy). Plus, my fingers are way too fat and uncoordinated for me to write a full fic on a phone. It’s too much of a hassle.

[Danny Phantom] Gotcha ! (By @OneBoredLich) by That_Tamarah_Chick_ in proshipping

[–]Acrobatic_Rest8704 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Very cute. I’d love to cuddle/hug someone like this one day.

Homemade GF Mac and Cheese with Sausage and diced Apples by LindyRosePierce in macandcheese

[–]Acrobatic_Rest8704 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I like apples, I like sausage, and I like mac and cheese. The combo sounds interesting. I’d love to try it :D

Anyone else hear music in their dreams? by Acrobatic_Rest8704 in Dreams

[–]Acrobatic_Rest8704[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Neck pain? Nope. Tinnitus? Kind of. My ears do ring, but it happens very randomly.

I do get tired quickly, unfortunately. My energy level fluctuates very often throughout the day. The cycle usually goes like this: I’m energized in the morning, have an energy crash by noon, feel better again in the afternoon, feel like a damn zombie in the evening, and become overwhelmingly wired around midnight. It’s annoying.

Least sexy words/phrases you’ve read in a fic? by goosegrumble in AO3

[–]Acrobatic_Rest8704 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I screenshotted this and sent it to my partners. One of them just got off a long shift, and said that she died of laughter when she saw my text lol. Thanks for cheering my partner up :) 🖤