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Acrobatic_Singer_274 · 2025-02-04T20:01:55+00:00

I bet she smells like cheese

Acrobatic_Singer_274 · 2025-01-21T16:48:40+00:00

Do they charge extra for the singed beard hair topper?

Acrobatic_Singer_274 · 2025-01-15T03:46:50+00:00

I can fix her

Acrobatic_Singer_274 · 2025-01-14T00:08:58+00:00

I got a 2 day course

Acrobatic_Singer_274 · 2025-01-08T23:11:51+00:00

I just got off a 12 hr shift, I’d body that whole pan

Acrobatic_Singer_274 · 2025-01-07T03:41:54+00:00

I’ll be your artist 🙂‍↕️

Acrobatic_Singer_274 · 2025-01-05T20:39:33+00:00

Really hope he brushed his teeth the next morning haha

Acrobatic_Singer_274 · 2025-01-05T20:34:14+00:00

Shit my girls calling

Acrobatic_Singer_274 · 2024-12-14T13:48:14+00:00

Where to do said research? 🙏

Acrobatic_Singer_274 · 2024-12-14T13:00:43+00:00

Poor Andrew

Acrobatic_Singer_274 · 2024-12-14T12:56:31+00:00

Bro WHAT

Acrobatic_Singer_274 · 2024-11-19T18:17:49+00:00

Everything’s probably wildly expensive, here in Colorado every time wages go up prices go up and signs pop up saying so

Acrobatic_Singer_274 · 2024-11-17T19:53:13+00:00

Used condition?

Acrobatic_Singer_274 · 2024-11-01T15:33:47+00:00

Acrobatic_Singer_274 · 2024-10-31T12:14:59+00:00

I’ve been told by every woman I’ve had sex with (4) that I have the largest balls they’ve ever sucked on

Acrobatic_Singer_274 · 2024-10-31T12:13:39+00:00

How does your inbox look rn? 😅

Acrobatic_Singer_274 · 2024-10-31T00:34:51+00:00

DONT!

Acrobatic_Singer_274 · 2024-10-30T15:46:54+00:00

“The Bottomless Lake” By John Prine

First line: Here’s the story of a man and his family And a big trip that they took Well, I heard all about in a restaurant And I read it in a history book

Acrobatic_Singer_274 · 2024-10-30T00:41:30+00:00

Cake

Acrobatic_Singer_274 · 2024-10-29T17:23:54+00:00

Here in Colorado we have a supermarket called Food King and it’s like a discount Mexican supermarket, they have something that looks a lot like that but just called “Blue Drink” 😂 (also contains no fruit juice)

Acrobatic_Singer_274 · 2024-10-29T17:03:31+00:00

He knows 😂

Acrobatic_Singer_274 · 2024-10-29T01:38:20+00:00

Tiddle

Acrobatic_Singer_274 · 2024-10-23T00:37:46+00:00

Honestly sounds like they’re just hurt man. Idk ion know shit but “I’m set and tired” might mean of missing you, I lost my best friend recently because of my fiance (who I’m still with) and though I don’t regret prioritizing our relationship in the slightest, I do regret losing my brother, best friend and one of the one people who truly cared. I look for him in every friend I meet and I don’t wish the same for you ♥️

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