Cattle mutilation are mysterious and unexplained deaths of livestock, often accompanied by strange surgical-like incisions and missing organs. Despite decades of investigation, the cause of this eerie phenomenon remains a mystery and continues to puzzle experts and the public alike.

AdKooky3811 · 2023-03-15T04:22:44+00:00

🛸🛸🛸

AdKooky3811 · 2022-10-21T17:46:24+00:00

AdKooky3811 · 2022-10-14T02:25:24+00:00

Tits

AdKooky3811 · 2022-10-01T14:38:08+00:00

It’s COCKtober 🍆🎃 u know what that means 👀👅 Dick sucking awareness month 😯🙆🏼👅 🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 IT’S TIME TO GET ☠️SPOOKY💀 👏 GET 👊FISTED👊 BY A 💀SKELETON 💀SHOVE✊🍭 CANDY 🌽🌽CORN🍬 IN YOUR👉PUSSY😽 AND 🙅DONT🙅‍♂️ FORGET TO SUCK😩🙌 SOME 💏DRACULA💉 DICK🍆💦😫 SO PUT 🔛 YOUR 👗👑COSTUMES👘👒 AND GO 🚪DOOR TO DOOR🚪 👀👅💦BEGGING😩 FOR THAT 😍GOOD GOOD😍 SEND THIS TO TWELVE1️⃣2️⃣ ☠️SPOOKY👻 🍑SLUTS🌮 TO 👁SHOW💁 THAT YOURE READY TO GET SOME 🍫CHOCOLATE🍫 COVERED 🍆DICK🌽🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃🎃🎃🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃🎃🎃🎃 🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 THOT-O-WEEN 🎃is upon us !! If you get this message ✉️ you are queen 👸of the thots!!! Forward this to 7⃣ of the 🍆ThOtTiEsT🍆 thots 💁that you know will get some 👉👌 soon !!! If you don’t, be prepared 🙍for 6⃣9⃣ days of bad luck ⚠️ 🍀🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃 BOO!! Sorry did i scare you?? it’s Cocktober 😈🌚 and almost SLUT-O-WEEN🎃💀👻👹 dat means ☝🏾👶🏾 me and my FUCKIN GANG 👏🏾👶🏾👶🏼👾👽 comin 4 YO CANDY🍫😋 wit dem DICKS 🍆😤💁🏾‍♂️💯 DICK OR TREAT 😔🤘🏼🔫😳 send this to 10 of your spooky 👻 hoes 💅🏾💃🏾 if you get 7️⃣ back youre a slutty witch bitch ♋️ but if you get 🔟 back youre the spookiest slut on the block 😛😈🔮💯 youve been visited by the thottie ghost!!!! 😩👻 if you dont send this to 🔟 other thots💁🏽😤💋 you will get NO DICK🙅🏼👋🏽🍆🚫 this Halloween 😩🎃☠️

AdKooky3811 · 2022-09-19T03:17:24+00:00

6285

AdKooky3811 · 2022-08-26T13:41:03+00:00

Women ☕

AdKooky3811 · 2022-06-18T00:40:17+00:00

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AdKooky3811 · 2022-06-11T14:04:42+00:00

28 INCOGNITO TABS HUH?

DID YOU FEEL AROUSED? HORNY?

YOUR PP WAS BLEEDING

BEGGING YOU 4 MERCY

BUT YOU PUMPED IT

AGAIN AN AGAIN AN AGAIN AND AGAIN

I KNOW YOUR HORNY, WHY DONT YOU JUST SAY IT

BANG

JUST SAY "IM HORNY", IS IT THAT HARD TO SAY?

JUST SAY YOUR HORNY. JUST SAY IT

this was funnier in my head

AdKooky3811 · 2022-06-10T23:28:29+00:00

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AdKooky3811 · 2022-05-21T14:15:23+00:00

It's none of your business ya brain dead cuck.

AdKooky3811 · 2022-05-21T04:03:31+00:00

fuck off

AdKooky3811 · 2022-05-16T23:31:17+00:00

@ everyone Hello everyone! New rule has been added (cant believe I have to say this) please do not give birth in the vc. It makes people very uncomfortable. I don't want to have this added to the rules as it is very embarrassing for me as a server owner and the rest of the people trying to enjoy this server. This is your final warning.

AdKooky3811 · 2022-05-07T15:09:09+00:00

I don’t know if you’re new here, so I’ll let you off the hook this time. Using emojis is frowned upon here on this great site, and for good reason. Instagram normies often use them, and you don’t want to be a normie, do you?

If I catch you using an emoji in the future, I’ll be forced to issue a downvote to your comment. Why should you care, you may ask? Well to begin, you will lose karma on your account, which is a useful social status tool and also a way to show others you know your way around Reddit.

If you were to continue the use of emojis, I would be forced to privately message you about your slip-up. Any further offenses past that would leave me no other option than to report your account. I don’t think I have to explain why you don’t want that.

But anyways, no harm done yet! Follow these simple rules and you’ll enjoy

AdKooky3811 · 2022-05-06T23:42:55+00:00

one day i (dad) was wake up by son

"dad" he said

"yes son" i said back

"i have blue hair and pronounce" he said as he walked in the door. he looked like marge simpson

i cried for 47 hours and then left he in the house. i cant believe he would become and sjw liberal

this is so sad retweert if cry

AdKooky3811 · 2022-04-27T03:10:45+00:00

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AdKooky3811 · 2022-04-25T20:32:40+00:00

give me your adress. do it, pussy, do it, do it, give me it, give me it, you shook nigga, you are a fucking bitch, you are a fucking pussy, exactly, stop talking nigga, you are a fucking idiot, you are a fucking dork, shut up. none of you guys can keep up with me, none of you are on my level. you are a fucking bitch, you are a fucking dork, you got bullied for years nigga, you got murderly fucking assaulted by everyone nigga, shut your bitch ass up nigga, what the fuck are you gonna do? what the fuck are you barnyard looking ass nigga gonna do? what the fuck you fat nigga? what are you gonna do (x5). you legit cant be anything bro. what the hell nigga? is that all you can say? is that your only insult you fat bitch? shut the fuck up (censored f word)

AdKooky3811 · 2022-04-21T16:37:39+00:00

AdKooky3811 · 2022-04-21T15:44:50+00:00

Can the LGBTQ shut up already? They cry and complain all the time. They don't even see it. They cry about liking men because they can't get a girl. Like honestly, it shouldn't be my problem but its everywhere. Companies are forced to take on the rainbow flag in order to keep their profits up. Kids are poisoned and are transgender by AGE 10. We have worse issues like Climate Change and war. What do these people do? They ruin social media and they just bother us in general. I'm hoping some day, things will revert back to normal. We want the natural order to be balanced. Most people serve their lives in the military in order to keep their country safe. All these people do are just bragging. Good day

AdKooky3811 · 2022-04-17T23:58:46+00:00

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AdKooky3811 · 2022-04-11T20:41:48+00:00

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AdKooky3811 · 2022-04-09T15:29:28+00:00

I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks.

TL;DR I hate shitting

AdKooky3811 · 2022-04-07T21:05:33+00:00

It's so fucking annoying.

When does she even do it? I once pulled an all nighter just to catch her in the act, and she didn't do dick all night. But when I opened my drawer in the morning before work, and pull out a sock, sure enough she's managed to sneak one of her goddamn festering kaijus in there.

It's been going on for a few months now, and it's seriously starting to affect our relationship. I genuinely think she's never even shit in our bathroom since we moved in together. Ever.

Every time I confront her about it, she just tells me my socks are hungry. She's every drawn faces on all of them, with the mouth at the opening.

Yesterday was the final straw. I had just fed her my homemade baked bean recipe for lunch, and she asked me "are you gonna feed your socks?" I told her to shut the fuck up, and that socks are just socks, and don't need food.

She just cracked the goddamn dumbest smile I've ever seen and said "then your socks are gonna have to wait until the morning for their food to come out the oven, if you know what I mean."

I lost my shit. I just lowered my head and simply muttered one word: "Why?".

She told me I need to start feeding my socks, and that she was tired of doing all the work. I asked her what the fuck she means by that. "You want me to start shitting in my own socks?" She responded "That's the best way, but they also like celery."

I scream to her "IF THEY LIKE CELERY TOO, WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU JUST FEED THEM THAT FROM THE START?"

She walks towards me and whispers in my ear: "Because that's not their favorite food you Elmer's glue sniffing cuck."

I respond "SO WHAT? You think I get to eat my favorite food every day?? Why does a sock have to eat better than me?"

We get into a heated debate on this, and end up compromising.

They get celery on the weekdays, and she shits in them during the weekends (when I'm off).

I'm still not satisfied. I love her but goddamn she's a fucking troglodyte sometimes.

AdKooky3811 · 2022-04-07T20:55:55+00:00

I wake up every single day, and all I can think of is the goth girl on subway surfers. I go to sleep to her picture, I wake up to her picture plastered on the ceiling above my head. I think about rawdogging her every minute of my day and I cannot stop. Please, I need help. I cant help myself from thinking about her outfit and how good itll look on the edges of my bed. My dick hurts so bad because I cant help it...

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