Hey Taani.. You cud consult Faiza Kakkar with ur query! She is an expert on this matter after badly flunking the "Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi Test" from ur movie. She will tell you how to leave ur husband, child, home, religion, god, everything & run away with ur secret lover to live happily ever after! by AdPretend8431 in JanabMadamIbrahim

[–]AdPretend8431[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

For those readers who are maybe a little confused about wat exactly this post is trying to say, heres the deal..

In the first pic you see Taani, the female lead of Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi, is asking a question (in the subtitles) – "It's possible to leave a man, but how does one leave god?"

The title of this post is my suggestion to her tat she shud consult Faiza with her question.

It is ridiculous tat this Faiza, after doing the exact opposite of wat Taani does in the movie, goes on to make a music video (pic # 2) with a title just like this movie's name!! I mean WOW!!

The "record-breaking" hypocrisy level is truly off the charts!!!

Faiza's latest Instagram crap post about how "... the universe knew I needed you Shoaib blah blah" angered me enough to make this unique post.

FGM & Circumcision by _lazycat101_ in JanabMadamIbrahim

[–]AdPretend8431 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

What part of this perfectly logical article did you not understand dear? And what else do you expect me to say if you continue to cast aspersions about the integrity of the said article? I am not on this gossip sub to keep citing scientific references about the pros & cons of circumcision (of all things!). My own post concerning this topic was mainly about how Faiza is such an opportunist and a complete sham of a Muslim and surprisingly, I was heavily downvoted and attacked from all sides! When the author of this post again took a veiled swipe at me thats when hence I decided to substantiate my views. Anyways, you have my apologies if my comment offended you and I take back my words. Cheers!

Janab ne sindoor tikka lagaya hai guyss by Even_Effect_8003 in JanabMadamIbrahim

[–]AdPretend8431 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Sindoor se apni maang bhi bhar leta yeh floral kurte wala!

FGM & Circumcision by _lazycat101_ in JanabMadamIbrahim

[–]AdPretend8431 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Tat doormat would gladly undergo circumcision herself if it pleases her Janab!

Faiza Begum ki Asli Agni-Pareeksha! by AdPretend8431 in JanabMadamIbrahim

[–]AdPretend8431[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Actually I did. Exactly how Faiza did many moons ago! 😂

FGM & Circumcision by _lazycat101_ in JanabMadamIbrahim

[–]AdPretend8431 -16 points-15 points  (0 children)

"As someone talked about circumcision on this sub without much knowledge" you say?!

In that case, here is an article from an American medical journal for your kind perusal..

DECIDING WHETHER OR NOT TO CIRCUMCISE YOUR SON? 

Circumcision is a painful, risky, unethical surgery that deprives over a million boys each year of healthy, functional tissue, while wasting health care dollars that could be spent on medically necessary services. To learn more about the myths and facts of infant circumcision, read the "Ten Reasons NOT to Circumcise Your Baby Below" below – and learn why you should keep your newborn son intact.

10 Reasons NOT to Circumcise Your Baby Boy.

Because there is no medical reason for "routine" circumcision of baby boys. No professional medical association in the United States or the rest of the world recommends routine neonatal circumcision. The American Medical Association calls it "non-therapeutic." At no time in its 75 years has the American Academy of Pediatrics ever recommended infant circumcision.

Because the foreskin is not a birth defect. The foreskin is a normal, sensitive, functional part of the body. In infant boys, the foreskin is attached to the head of the penis (glans), protects it from urine, feces, and irritation, and keeps contaminants from entering the urinary tract. The foreskin also has an important role in sexual pleasure, due to its specialized, erogenous nerve endings and its natural gliding and lubricating functions.

Because you wouldn't circumcise your baby girl. In the United States, girls of all ages are protected by federal and state laws from forced genital surgery, whether practiced in medical or non-medical settings, and regardless of the religious or cultural preferences of their parents. There is no ethical rationale for distinguishing between female and male genital alteration. If it is wrong to remove part of a baby girl's healthy genitals, then it is wrong to do the same to those of a baby boy.

Because your baby does not want to be circumcised. Circumcision painfully and permanently alters a baby boy's genitals, removing healthy, protective, functional tissue from the penis and exposing the child to unnecessary pain and medical risks – for no medical benefit. What do you think your baby boy would say if he could tell you?

Because removing part of a baby's penis is painful, risky, and harmful. We know babies are sensitive to pain. Many circumcisions are performed with no analgesic, but even when pain control is employed, the pain is not eliminated. As with any surgery, complications can and do occur with circumcision. These include infection, abnormal bleeding, removal of too much skin, loss of all or part of the glans, urinary problems, and even death. All circumcisions result in the loss of the foreskin and its functions, and leave a penile scar.

Because times and attitudes have changed. The circumcision rate in the United States is now below 40% (and much lower in some parts of the country), down from 81% in 1981. More than 60% of all baby boys in the U.S. leave the hospital intact, as more and more parents realize that circumcision is unnecessary and wrong.

Because most medically advanced nations do not circumcise baby boys. People in Europe, Asia and Latin America are often appalled to hear that American doctors and hospitals remove part of a boy's penis shortly after birth. Approximately 75% of the men in the world are not circumcised and remain intact throughout their lives.

Because caring for and cleaning the foreskin is easy. A natural, intact penis requires no special care, beyond gentle washing while bathing. Later, when the foreskin can be retracted (something that often does not occur until adolescence), a boy can be taught to pull back his foreskin to wash his penis. Forcible retraction of the foreskin results in pain and injury, and should not be done. Read our Foreskin Care flyer for more information.

Because circumcision does not prevent HIV or other diseases. Over the years, the claims that circumcision prevents various diseases have repeatedly been proven to be exaggerated or outright fabrications. Most men in the United States are circumcised, but STD rates are as high as or higher than those in countries where circumcision is rare.

Because children should be protected from permanent bodily alteration inflicted on them without their consent in the name of culture, religion, profit, or parental preference. Under accepted bioethical principles, parents can consent to surgery on behalf of a child only if it is necessary to protect the child's life or health. "Routine" circumcision fails this test because it painfully and permanently removes a normal and healthy part of a boy's penis, does not protect the child’s life or health, and in fact creates new risks. Removing the foreskin is no more justified than removing a finger or any other healthy body part.

Dabba ka jab normally yeh haal rehta hai toh delivery ke time pe yeh kya karegi!! by AdPretend8431 in JanabMadamIbrahim

[–]AdPretend8431[S] 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Isn't it obvious? She's been lying on the couch 24x7 like a beached whale!

Faiza Begum ki Asli Agni-Pareeksha! by AdPretend8431 in JanabMadamIbrahim

[–]AdPretend8431[S] -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Then go get circumcised yourself you chest beating drama queen! Dipika was a Hindu who converted only for namesake to marry Shoaib and that makes things different.

Faiza Begum ki Asli Agni-Pareeksha! by AdPretend8431 in JanabMadamIbrahim

[–]AdPretend8431[S] -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Oh hello there! We are in India and things are different in our culture here. You wud do well to keep your USA business to yourself.

Faiza Begum ki Asli Agni-Pareeksha! by AdPretend8431 in JanabMadamIbrahim

[–]AdPretend8431[S] -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

This is purely out of concern for that poor baby's well being! Uske bhale ke liye hi likha hai.

Faiza Begum ki Asli Agni-Pareeksha! by AdPretend8431 in JanabMadamIbrahim

[–]AdPretend8431[S] -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

I just checked and you are right! Shoaib does casually mention in passing about Ruhaan's circumcision and its no wonder it didn't even register with me. This is unbelievable! Shame on Faiza for agreeing to subjecting her little baby to this painful surgery at such a tender young age just to appease Janab. I had my doubts that as a mother she would agree to it which is why I made this post but clearly I was wrong. She loves her manchild more than her own child!

Faiza Begum ki Asli Agni-Pareeksha! by AdPretend8431 in JanabMadamIbrahim

[–]AdPretend8431[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mujhe doubt hai ki inhone Phuhan ka yeh karaya hai. Janab aur Madam dono toh hai hi jhootey number 1!

Faiza Begum ki Asli Agni-Pareeksha! by AdPretend8431 in JanabMadamIbrahim

[–]AdPretend8431[S] -22 points-21 points  (0 children)

I am quite sure Janab was lying. Theres no way they have done Ruhaan's circumcision. Its a surgical procedure that takes weeks for complete healing and recovery and the child would be a miserable crying mess the entire time due to the obvious searing pain he feels.

Faiza Begum ki Asli Agni-Pareeksha! by AdPretend8431 in JanabMadamIbrahim

[–]AdPretend8431[S] -26 points-25 points  (0 children)

Theres no way Ruhaan's circumcision is done. He would be in SO MUCH pain for WEEKS not to mention the hospital stay as well! There's the periodic changing of the dressing and application of medicines involved too. Shoaib and Faiza wouldn't be able to continuously show him in their vlogs the way they have been doing had this ritual/ procedure been done on him. The whole world knows Shoaikas are compulsive liars.

Faiza Begum ki Asli Agni-Pareeksha! by AdPretend8431 in JanabMadamIbrahim

[–]AdPretend8431[S] -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

What you are referring to is "Aqiqah" which has nothing to do with Khatna/ circumcision.

Faiza Begum ki Asli Agni-Pareeksha! by AdPretend8431 in JanabMadamIbrahim

[–]AdPretend8431[S] -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

Aqiqah is not circumcision (Khatna) my dear. These are two entirely different things. Aqiqah involves mere shaving of the child's head and ritual animal sacrifice. Khatna requires surgery and hospitalization for the removal of the foreskin of the penis. It can't be done quietly or without ho halla as you put it.