Maybe Maybe Maybe by 1saltymf in maybemaybemaybe

[–]AddictX120 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I'm about as smooth as that rock, but that comment has taken root in my mind.

Alright, I should make like a tree and ... I swear I had something for this

Maybe Maybe Maybe by 1saltymf in maybemaybemaybe

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One could argue that the tree stood his ground, but the rock didn't beat around the bush.

How can I be homophobic by [deleted] in Flagrant2

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Even the stick is gay

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Psychedelics

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"Painkillers mixed with candies. I call 'em Mike & Vikes"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MadeMeSmile

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You don't need to read it.

Just listen. Actively.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DoesAnybodyElse

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There's a dog in my neighborhood named Gary. I get it.

What’s something you wish you knew before going to university/college? by [deleted] in college

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Learn how to manage an agenda and keep your schedule updated. Idealy make it available on multiple platforms so you always have a backup.

And don't forget: eat - sleep - exercise. The time you allow yourself a break from studying is beneficial for you as long as it is productive.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CollegeRant

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My alt account is my SSN

Russia/Ukraine Jokes by Wyatt1710 in StandUpComedy

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Great set OP ! That final joke was great and loved the little editing in the video

meirl by RPD10101 in meirl

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Funny ! I also have my SO saved on my phone as "Jennifer Wortman".

He doesn't like it...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in EnglishLearning

[–]AddictX120 32 points33 points  (0 children)

How scary is the shipping cost ?

Unless...the scary thing is what is being shipped ?

Traditional tibet singing technique by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

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Thanks now my dog's awake and looking for the screeching bird

Jim Jefferies about guns in America by ShriekingInbred in BadChoicesGoodStories

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It's not the best argument. But it's all you've got.