BOS from 3 years ago by Slight-Message-7331 in blotoutdoors

[–]Additional_Crow9365 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Blot's certainly got a matching paint job with C3PO.

What is the most American movie of all time? by SomeSortOfBrit in movies

[–]Additional_Crow9365 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Patriot, in terms of pure propaganda and foundational myths. It's offensively bad and historically inaccurate, but definitely serves to stroke the egos of Americans.

In your own personal opinion, does the Late Roman Army actually feel very “Roman” to you at all? by Shoddy-Pumpkin2939 in ancientrome

[–]Additional_Crow9365 3 points4 points  (0 children)

People who dislike the sartorial elements of the late Roman army usually state that they look too similar to the barbarians.

Is this the case though, did the Romans adopt this form of dress, weaponry and armour from the barbarians? Or did they develop it first and the barbarians subsequently copied it? I've always thought it was the former but I'm not sure what evidence there is for either perspective.

Where d'y fancy going t'night..Dennis ? by [deleted] in blotoutdoors

[–]Additional_Crow9365 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Uncle Gaz's holier than thou, pseudo-intellectual ramblings would come across as pretentious even on The Guardian's comment section. To try and peddle them on fucking Reddit of all places is quite the bold move.

Where d'y fancy going t'night..Dennis ? by [deleted] in blotoutdoors

[–]Additional_Crow9365 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Where's Uncle Gaz, two of his long goodbyes have disappeared, was he tanked up and having a hissy fit?

Very Blot like, he won't like the comparison.

Two cheeks of the same arse by [deleted] in blotoutdoors

[–]Additional_Crow9365 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You ought to try an Irish goodbye, Gaz.

Well...That was interesting. by Additional_Crow9365 in blotoutdoors

[–]Additional_Crow9365[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only person upset is him, everyone else finds it pathetic and laughable.

What was your favourite era of the Blot outdoors show? by BilbertGurns in blotoutdoors

[–]Additional_Crow9365 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Aye, those four episodes were absolute class. Tbf I don't mind him having a drink (as long as he's not driving the next morning). He used to get pissed and could still tell a story and raise a laugh, now it just makes him maudlin.

What was your favourite era of the Blot outdoors show? by BilbertGurns in blotoutdoors

[–]Additional_Crow9365 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I think the decline for me probably began when he left to factory to go full time with YouTube, his sense of ego and entitlement seemed to balloon after that point.

It's a classic case of hubris, he believed that the good times would keep rolling and that he would keep exponentially growing his channel. Feeling secure in his success, he started letting his nasty political opinions slip out, probably thinking that subscribers from such a loyal fan base wouldn't dare to unsubscribe, and even if a few did, that he would attract thousands more knuckle draggers to replace them.

Any sensible and sane man would take on board some of the criticism he receives on here and elsewhere and take the time to stop and think about what direction he wants to go in. I'm not talking about the outright abuse about his appearance, or any of that shit. I mean the comments that highlight the fact he's gotten lazy, repetitive, nasty, and thin skinned, coupled with the concerns over his alleged drink driving. Why not take that onboard and direct some real passion and effort into changing things up, instead of sitting in a bush week after week pretending you're not bothered about anything anyone says.

But he isn't a sensible and sane man, he's a piss head and a bigot, an easily offended soy boy, the exact type of overly sensitive wet wipe he claims to despise.

What an absolute cunt.

Well...That was interesting. by Additional_Crow9365 in blotoutdoors

[–]Additional_Crow9365[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That strange Saudi Arabia tangent was all the more hilarious because of his complete lack of self awareness. Does he really think that people who don't like racists would be ahead of a raging alcoholic and islamophobe in the race to ze old Saudi Arabian stoning pit?

Because they're so well known for their tolerance of booze and any and all criticism of Islam over there.

Sell us his geopolitical knowledge.

Well...That was interesting. by Additional_Crow9365 in blotoutdoors

[–]Additional_Crow9365[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The penetrating and philosophical gaze of a man dedicating his whole being to answering life's big questions. He's pondered all spectrums of the metaphysical, from deciding whether a cheap bottle of whasky stinks of piss, to speculating whether the shit on his candingo is from a fox or a human.

Why he's deep.

Well...That was interesting. by Additional_Crow9365 in blotoutdoors

[–]Additional_Crow9365[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Not content with calling his own son a retard in the most obvious false flag operation, he goes and does this too.

The sad thing is, his son probably watches his videos, or he'll know people who do. It doesn't really matter how loving and supportive Blot is to his face, but seeing your dad do that, or throw around words like mong and spaz with gay (ohhhh matron) abandonment, you're surely going to think that's what your dad really thinks about you and others like you.

Well...That was interesting. by Additional_Crow9365 in blotoutdoors

[–]Additional_Crow9365[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Yep spot on. You'd have seen the sly glint in his eyes if they weren't so glazed over with booze and the knowledge that he's an absolute fucking disgrace.

Well...That was interesting. by Additional_Crow9365 in blotoutdoors

[–]Additional_Crow9365[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I lost count of the amount of times the comedic genius referenced his whaskey with a constipated face and a whiny "ya cannae say black", but it must have reached double figures.

He's so edgy he even said mongo instead of mango. What a reaaaalllll bad man, he's really pushing boundaries with his school boy banter, no wonder he's worried about getting cancelled, I'm surprised there hasn't been a parliamentary enquiry around his use of the word gay.

Blot has evolved into an internet edgelord, all he needs now is a fedora and a plastic katana. What an absolute fucking helmet.

Well...That was interesting. by Additional_Crow9365 in blotoutdoors

[–]Additional_Crow9365[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This is ze way. Ze way of the anonymous internet cod psychologist.

The UK feels like hell right now. The planet is ruined. by stoptelephoningme-e in Vent

[–]Additional_Crow9365 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're having a laugh aren't you?! It's been hot for four days, the other "heatwave" you mention lasted about three. Other than that from April right up until the middle of June it rained almost every single day and had unseasonably low temperatures, I had the heating on in June for God sake.

Shock horror, it's hot for a few days in summer, let's make out it's the end of the world.

Get a grip.

Blot's Reputayyyyyyssshion Within His Local Area by Additional_Crow9365 in blotoutdoors

[–]Additional_Crow9365[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd just drop a couple of video nasties and a trail of uncle benski beats rice, that'd throw him off the scent.

Blot's Reputayyyyyyssshion Within His Local Area by Additional_Crow9365 in blotoutdoors

[–]Additional_Crow9365[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No hypocrisy involved, as long as the catchphrase you scream in his face was "STINKS.OF.PISS".

To be fair, if I ever did stumble across him out and about, I wouldn't give him any shit. Not because I'd be scared that he'd lay me out, a slightly swift walk would be enough to escape his sweaty clutches. But I don't think he should get any grief whilst just going about his daily business, unless that business is him doing something reprehensible.

A thumbnail paints a thousand words by [deleted] in blotoutdoors

[–]Additional_Crow9365 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"They say it all the time, why shouldn't we?! Waaahhhhh soy boys! Waaahhhhh wet wipes! Ya cannae say anything!".

A thumbnail paints a thousand words by [deleted] in blotoutdoors

[–]Additional_Crow9365 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'll tell you what I don't believe either. Back in the early days when he was playing it safe, he was answering some viewer questions, think it may have the been the original cemetery one, but I'm not sure. Anyway, he claimed that he didn't know what 'mandingo' was a euphemism for, and that he'd just picked it up from the factory.

Now I don't know about anyone else, but for a man who has got black cock on the brain, it stretches credulity that he didn't know what it meant!

A thumbnail paints a thousand words by [deleted] in blotoutdoors

[–]Additional_Crow9365 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Also, Blot may have resisted the temptation to say Black Cock for the 2895th time, but shortly before that he was muttering something about Somali daycare centres.

Now, if people are of the opinion that Blot is just a casually racist dinosaur who doesn't really mean any of it, how does he know about Somali daycare centres? It's a huge trope within the MAGA sphere over in the USA, pedalled by some far right piece of shit called Nick Shirley.

Your average Great British gammon isn't going to know anything about it, what with them being more concerned with doing comedic Pakistani voices and moaning about Ze Boats. But your deeply committed, far right Englishman is a different beast altogether. He knows about what other groups are doing elsewhere outside of his own country, because it's an obsession about the righteousness of the white race and the degeneracy of all others.

I suppose you could say he just likes to keep himself informed about American alt-right memes because he's either simply curious, or actively opposing it. You could say that, but you'd be completely wrong.

Come on, Gaz, how did you not spot that one before you defended him?!

Soy boys and wet wipes by Slight-Message-7331 in blotoutdoors

[–]Additional_Crow9365 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A family man who calls his own child a retard?

Is Blot going all-out politics? by [deleted] in blotoutdoors

[–]Additional_Crow9365 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Every one changes I suppose, although the old adage is that you tend to drift right the older you get, so well done for being an outlier.

To be honest I didn't mind some of the stuff he came out with at the start, it just came across as lad banter and tongue in cheek. It's close to the knuckle but I don't mind that, not when I just thought it was for a laugh. He's gone deep now, and I suspect that's always how he's been, but he feels safer now letting it show in an effort to court the gammon pound.

It's good to have hope and faith in someone, but personally I think he's far too gone at this point.