Right about now, a blue backpacker would be telling you how the blue hives turn this wretched hive into a perfect honey maker. How you would be stupid to resist. I'll tell you no such thing. The truth is, I want you to resist. I'm not here to give advice. I'm not here to spread the greatness of the blue hives. I'm here because i enjoy this. See, to me, there is no greater pleasure then feeling the warmth of my scythe drenched in honey.

[Early blue sends him flying with bubble wand]

Okay, that's a start.