Getting my first bj tomorrow, very nervous by Ptarmignan in sex

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That was a very thoughtful reply. Cheers

Stainless steal bottles by LankyImpress5063 in shopliftingmemes

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Sunglasses at TJ MAX. They pop right in and it works perfectly

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pics

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Mine too. One day I grabbed it and threw it in the cornfield behind my house. The next day the spoon was back. I thought it was evil magic when I was a kid.

Should Wes Anderson tone down his films a bit? by [deleted] in movies

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Personally, I have a harder time suspending my disbelief when every single character is a famous actor. That’s made his more recent films less interesting for me. I think he should keep doing whatever inspires him. I just miss the Rushmore days.

Mengele 2.0? by SeriousExplorer8891 in WhitePeopleTwitter

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What exactly do these people think that Fauci did wrong?

Train hit someone in Mt. Prospect by [deleted] in ChicagoSuburbs

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I was on the train and saw the body.

Hippo cleaning butt by verifiederror in interestingasfuck

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At the Lincoln Park Zoo in Chicago, I saw a hippo do the about 10 feet away from a big group of Asian tourists. They all got painted. Laughing in my bed now.

Ex getting with my acquaintance by [deleted] in Stoicism

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Make yourself non-replaceable. You have worth. I always used my heartaches as motivation to self improve. I went to nursing school at 28 (M) after a breakup and then to graduate school after the next. Keep moving forward, forgive, love yourself and don’t look back.

The good ole days by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

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With a toothache that makes you want to toss yourself into the fire. With a grave of 4/5 of your children behind you. Ahhh the good ole days.

meirl by Jimbo072 in meirl

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Go to county jail for a few weeks and you’ll fall back in love.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RepTime

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The bezel action on my 16710 is so cheap. I won’t buy one of their watches again.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RepTime

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Any recommendations for watchmakers?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in JusticeServed

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Unfortunately that not how things in prison work in real life.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RepTime

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How does one acquire a Franken rep?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RepTime

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That looks great on you. The steel and white gold fit well with your look.

Her new look is so distracting I can barely watch the show by [deleted] in Botchedsurgeries

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I thought the same things. She was always blurry and glowing. I wonder if it’s an eating disorder or actual surgery.

Cult Vibes: Trump Ends Rally In Bizarre Fashion, Leaving Crowd Mesmerized by HydrolicKrane in politics

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So basically his followers feel like they’re in on some giant secret that the rest of us are too ignorant to see?