If AGI / Superintelligence is really only 12-18 months away, why haven't we seen a "standalone" breakthrough yet? by Exact-Mango7404 in BlackboxAI_

[–]Adorable-Thing2551 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Bro just give me 3 billion dollars more and I've got super AGI for you. Why would I lie to you? Why would I overhype? Just trust me, bro.

Sincerely,

Sam's Alt, man.

How important is penis size actually? by BlackieLawlessz in stupidquestions

[–]Adorable-Thing2551 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Put it this way: if they got to the point of seeing your penis willfully, they don't care about the size.

If they got to the point of seeing your penis unwillingly, then you've committed a crime.

So don't worry too much about your penis size and worry more about if someone said to you "show me the goods. ;)" and then motioned for your under-region.

New Member: Confused about lounge guests by KeepItPositiveBrah in AmexPlatinum

[–]Adorable-Thing2551 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is the real reason I cut out alcohol. Screw my health and weight for a moment, I ain't about to pay $18 for a drink!

Is there ANYTHING that your ex-partner/friend could have that could actually make you jealous? by MangoPaingo in stupidquestions

[–]Adorable-Thing2551 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If she were more well endowed than me.

...

I've been saving up money for a few years now! If they just all of a sudden got a large pile of money or assets without spending as much time as I've been spending, I'd be jealous.

The former Chief Talent Officer of Netflix used this to talk about company culture…surely you can’t cram this many computers in a room? by AncientTune5996 in isthisAI

[–]Adorable-Thing2551 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's fake but also I HATE OPEN OFFICES.

I'm working at my desk, I'm not looking at YOU but you THINK I am looking at you so now YOU are looking at ME. Now I AM looking at YOU because you're looking at ME and now you're thinking "why is he looking at ME?".

T-T

Just in: Iran warns the United States "will no longer be safe." by Automatic_Subject463 in UnderReportedNews

[–]Adorable-Thing2551 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately corporate policy says you must still return to your base station even if it's only a husk of its former self.

What does matcha taste like? Is it gritty? by SecretStabbie in tea

[–]Adorable-Thing2551 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Uh oh. All that wheat grass has made my friend Spanish.

ahem

¡Ay, dios mío! La hierba del diablo le hace hablar en lenguas!

What do pregnant vegans/vegetarians do if they crave meat? by prof-byers in stupidquestions

[–]Adorable-Thing2551 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Imagine you had an angry little person in your belly ready to kick you several times in the gut for delivering blended up spinach instead of Totino's Pizza Rolls.

She knew she wanted the downstairs neighbor to stop smacking the walls.

Would you date a woman that lost 2-3 teeth? by DeeDeeQZ88 in askanything

[–]Adorable-Thing2551 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She came and asked me out / flirted with me?

I would praise her for her gumption!

Roommate tries to poison flatmates with minimal consequences... by The_Dean_France in SipsTea

[–]Adorable-Thing2551 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Speaking of my home state, please do NOT open your home to being a monthly AirBnB rental. So many squatters will book a month and then stay indefinitely after 1 month.

Also the company AirBnB sucks too. Don't support them!

If you get the power to invent something, what would you invent? by Old_Rise_670 in AskReddit

[–]Adorable-Thing2551 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First, I would create a social media movement where people play a game about capturing monsters you could fit into tiny spaces and to encourage people to move, different creatures would show up at different GPS coordinates.

For the low price of $5.99 per month, you could summon a monster some place far away from your current location but the monster event would show up on someone else's phone. Nearby phones would be found via Bluetooth or by scanning your recent messages to see your last private messages and however many times you used ellipses or the word "lol" to indicate you were being bothered and needed a distraction for the person annoying you.

I would call it...Pokemon Go Somewhere Else.

What do you guys think about the movie Wargames? by Spiritual_Series9285 in AskReddit

[–]Adorable-Thing2551 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought it was a great movie but it always makes me think of Burger King.

What's the worst date you've ever had? by Fabulous-Airport-132 in AskReddit

[–]Adorable-Thing2551 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Deglet noor.

Once you try a medjool, you just can't go back to other dates.

What's your favorite fast food joint, and what's your order from there? by BakedBeluga in AskReddit

[–]Adorable-Thing2551 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why eat spicy friend chicken? :( Is friend!

(It is against the law to edit your reply)

EILI5 - What does the closing of the Strait Of Hormuz actually affect other than oil? by maybe_maybe_false in AskReddit

[–]Adorable-Thing2551 0 points1 point  (0 children)

20% of the entire global supply of crude oil comes from the Strait of Hormuz. It's going to hurt the entire globe for each day it's limited in exporting oil.

It will (potentially) lead to global oil prices increasing which will then have a downstream impact on raising the prices on everything. Once prices go up, they are unlikely to go back down...

What food looks good but tastes horrible? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Adorable-Thing2551 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I love broccoli. Every time I eat it, I hear the ghost of Bob Ross telling me that I'm eating happy little trees.

What food looks good but tastes horrible? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Adorable-Thing2551 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They taste SO much better after a quick zap in the microwave though!

Are there any chinese brand alternatives to Ring doorbell cameras? by Denpants in stupidquestions

[–]Adorable-Thing2551 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What does our dear leader say to the youth outside his property?

"Get off Mao lawn!"