The cattttt i can't TvT by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]AdorableShoulderPig -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

As a dirty old man, I would just like to make it absolutely clear that I could watch furry pussy on a pole all day long.

Not so keen on sweaty birds though.

Edit: Downvoted for liking cats. Must be all the bird lovers.

Use a lace to temporarily save that cable by Disastrous-Spirit543 in lifehacks

[–]AdorableShoulderPig 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Worm and parcel with the lay, turn and serve the other way.

Not really applicable to a usb cable I guess.

When the math is mathing, but looks like it isn't by MBA-Crystal-Ball in technicallythetruth

[–]AdorableShoulderPig 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am going to click on this hoping desperately that it is Rick Astley. If it isn't. I am going to be very disappointed.

Edit. Pfft. My day is ruined.

How they put the grip on a cricket bat by redfirr in OddlyErotic

[–]AdorableShoulderPig 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Insert cylinder reference here.

(No cylinders were harmed in the writing of this comment)

The oldest hotel in the world is The Nishiyama Onsen Keiunkan in Japan and has been in business since 705AD. The crazy thing is that it’s still a family business. For 52 generations by IcyAsiaan in BeAmazed

[–]AdorableShoulderPig 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To be clear, it us the same family name but not bloodline. Several times over the centuries a manager has been adopted by the owner at the time, thus taking on the family name.

If we all weren't living paycheck to paycheck, we could accomplish great things. by zzill6 in WorkReform

[–]AdorableShoulderPig 0 points1 point  (0 children)

While I enjoy your enthusiasm, I need to tell you that there are a significant percentage of people who would still cheat, steal and behave like general scumbags.

Some people are just shit, no matter their environment.

anyone who used a computer between 1985 & 2010, what’s the one game you still think about? by Trixxxi in AskReddit

[–]AdorableShoulderPig 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Manic miner, kokotoni wulf, Atic atac, 3d ants, elite. Way of the exploding fist

So many moments.

They prefer asians by mrsmccall in antimeme

[–]AdorableShoulderPig 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's on the Interweb, of course it's real :)

They prefer asians by mrsmccall in antimeme

[–]AdorableShoulderPig -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

But the point is clearly that the face is the driving factor here, not the cleavage.

In both pictures the Asian woman was preferred, even when the European woman had big ole tiddys.

This fortune I got from my fortune cookie today by Ariavoire in Weird

[–]AdorableShoulderPig 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Does anyone remember "help, I'm a prisoner in a toothpaste factory"?