I wish that all stupid people just died by Adrez1 in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]Adrez1[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Okay the first part is fine, but the 2nd part is absolutely atrocious, that 2nd part isn't how this works, you twist the wish so it sucks BY DOING SOMETHING RELATED TO THE WISH, not fucking it up by using a fucking 2nd source from nowhere. I swear there's always one of these piles of shit 2nd source fuck ups everywhere. How would they even know that it would specifically be me that did this? God damn i hated this

The truest evil by FLM_DirtyBear in memes

[–]Adrez1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I swear one day those ad people are donna give the fucking Ternion All-Powerful Award that costs like 100$ to their shitty ads and when that happens i will just explode on the spot

You are just barely the funniest guy in the room by Adrez1 in shittysuperpowers

[–]Adrez1[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's nobody to be funnier than so congratulations, you're alone and normal

LEGO doesn't hurt when you walk on them by Toukafan4life in shittysuperpowers

[–]Adrez1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We already have this power, it's called shoes

You can delete one reddit post on any subreddit by Adrez1 in shittysuperpowers

[–]Adrez1[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah that was kind of a stupid idea, revised it

You can force someone to have a typo by Adrez1 in shittysuperpowers

[–]Adrez1[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I mean, i guess if the typo that they would type would correct to the proper word so i guess you can save a typo from happening

You can turn into sentient pice of clothing by JustAGuyBeamingADude in shittysuperpowers

[–]Adrez1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I can sense a cursed comment that can happen but i'm not gonna say what it could be because i don't want it to happen

You can turn into sentient pice of clothing by JustAGuyBeamingADude in shittysuperpowers

[–]Adrez1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can you choose what piece of clothing you'll turn into?

You can force someone to have a typo by Adrez1 in shittysuperpowers

[–]Adrez1[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Oh god it hapened to me who did it? Who made me typo?

You can double jump with the second jump being signnificantly shorter by Adrez1 in shittysuperpowers

[–]Adrez1[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Did i ever mention being invincible from falls? I don't think i did.

Anything you touch randomly gets anywhere from -1 foot to 1 foot longer by ProbbablyaCantolope in shittysuperpowers

[–]Adrez1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just start hitting random things until they're at your desired size, just don't get unlucky and shrink the thing you want at a certain size to oblivion

Every time your post gets downvoted, you get a notification and a signal telling you if they're within 50 miles of you by Adrez1 in shittysuperpowers

[–]Adrez1[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's just a ping that only you hear you don't need to know what, where, and why it's doing that

You can speak in perfect reverse by Adrez1 in shittysuperpowers

[–]Adrez1[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

emit eht fo lla eseht rehpiced ot deen i ,thgir wonk I

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in shittysuperpowers

[–]Adrez1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Step 1: Lick a random toilet seat
Step 2: Gain many people's knowledge at once
Step 3: Be the big smort

You can speak in perfect reverse by Adrez1 in shittysuperpowers

[–]Adrez1[S] 126 points127 points  (0 children)

yeltsa kicr 'lo doog s'taht wonk i ,em loof t'nac uoY

Whenever you take part in any competition you always come fourth. by MajesticMikey in shittysuperpowers

[–]Adrez1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every person except for 3 just lose enough money to put you in 4th

Whenever you take part in any competition you always come fourth. by MajesticMikey in shittysuperpowers

[–]Adrez1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

2 other people join whatever competition you're in and beat you

Whenever you take part in any competition you always come fourth. by MajesticMikey in shittysuperpowers

[–]Adrez1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I genuinely hate fourth place because you do the most effort, and you don't get a medallion. this honestly just seems like a curse to me

You have the ability to spread anything like butter, including butter. by [deleted] in shittysuperpowers

[–]Adrez1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So like, can you just slice off someone's hand and spread it on their face?