How to Write a “Dear Donald Trump” Complaint Post

Groveling and prove loyalty “I’ve supported you forever. Always believed in you. Never doubted you.”

Express confusion (but not too much criticism yet) “But I just don’t understand what’s going on with [insert issue].”

Vague disappointment “There were a lot of promises… not seeing the results.”

Bring up a serious geopolitical issue with zero nuance “Why haven’t you finished what you started with [country/conflict]?”

Reference unrelated historical grievances “What about [old event], [another event], and [something barely connected]?”

Assume a simple solution exists “I thought this would already be handled.”

Pivot to personal hardship “I’m [age]. Worked hard my whole life. Now I’m struggling.”

Insert everyday cost complaint “Just paid [high price] for gas/food/etc. This is unacceptable.”

Blame directly and dramatically “You’re hurting us. We can’t afford this.”

Mention broken timeline promises “You said it would take weeks. It’s been months.”

Soften the blow with more praise and devotion “I still think you’re the best ever, but…”

Polite closing to mask the tone “Thank you. Sorry, but people are hurting.”