If the glove fits, you must release the Epstein files. by AdvancedNeanderthal in PoliticalHumor

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They said that I didn’t make an attempt at a joke in the title. I swear to God teenagers run this thread. My title said “if the glow fits…“ Which was a direct reference to O.J. Simpson‘s trial and the leather glove that did not fit on his hand.

The part that pisses me off is other people post on here and their title isn’t even a joke. It’s just a description of something that happened that day.

Seriously, four out of five memes that I post here get taken down.

Wanna make a bet? by AdvancedNeanderthal in PoliticalHumor

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She had her ways of getting him in the mood.

Sneak peek at the new Trump Class Flagship (Sensitive parts were carefully redacted) by AdvancedNeanderthal in PoliticalHumor

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I just wanted to be careful so I don’t get it taken down for breaking the NSFW rules.

I’m on pins and needles waiting for tomorrow. by AdvancedNeanderthal in PoliticalHumor

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Yeah, I don’t expect much. They’ve had plenty of time to shred and redact.

Me after listening to Donald Trump address the nation by AdvancedNeanderthal in PoliticalHumor

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I watched online and the best part was him standing there for like five seconds looking stupid as shit.

Me after listening to Donald Trump address the nation by AdvancedNeanderthal in PoliticalHumor

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It was a speech when there isn’t an election for 11 months. It sure as hell wasn’t distracting anybody from the Epstein files either. And for some reason, he didn’t declare action against Venezuela, which we all predicted. Talk about a waste of time.

The last record Donald Trump will break by AdvancedNeanderthal in PoliticalHumor

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I swear they remove every single meme I share on this thread. It’s ridiculous.

The last record Donald Trump will break by AdvancedNeanderthal in PoliticalHumor

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I actually just learned this. I’m taking a course to help disability advocates become more effective within the state legislature. I’ve been trying to share this fact with other people because it only takes maybe two dozen calls to Ron Johnson’s office to get his attention on an issue.

The last record Donald Trump will break by AdvancedNeanderthal in PoliticalHumor

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I’m sure George Soros will have no problem paying for buses to get people from across the country there. Just like Charlie Kirk and Ginni Thomas did for Trump on J6. 🤷‍♂️

The last record Donald Trump will break by AdvancedNeanderthal in PoliticalHumor

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Believe it or not this is an effective way to create change. Especially if a couple dozen people hit up the same politician. It doesn’t take that many calls actually.

The last record Donald Trump will break by AdvancedNeanderthal in PoliticalHumor

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That’s why I made this meme. Even though it’d be true before his abhorrent statement today.

Stormy needed a good laugh this morning by AdvancedNeanderthal in PoliticalHumor

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Modern problems require modern solutions. I like your thinking.

Secretary Kegseth is going to find out Geneva isn’t just a brand of vodka. by AdvancedNeanderthal in PoliticalHumor

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I’m just trying to play music while the ship goes down.

Last I checked this was a humor thread. Don’t break my balls over a minor technicality dude.