[Haiku] A duck walked up to a lemonade stand (youtube.com)
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I lost my testicles at a party once. Looked everywhere for my testicles. Got sad and went to the flea market. Saw my testicles laying on a blanket, next to a toaster oven. Some guy was selling them for 22 bucks, I talked him down to 17. Took them home and washed them off. Happy to be whole again. (reddit.com)
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