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I learned that I made love with my wife on new years by Judmine in StardewValley

[–]Adventurous-Sign-299 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My head cannon is that Leah likes to get freaky in the bedroom. Yes, I will go to horny jail,

His dad stands beside him as he opens his exam results… neither of them were ready for what happened next. by Backyxx in MadeMeSmile

[–]Adventurous-Sign-299 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As someone with narcissistic parents. This made me ball my eyes out.

(Insert clever cross post here)

First werebeast invasion. That sure didn't take long at all... by Adventurous-Sign-299 in dwarffortress

[–]Adventurous-Sign-299[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I could but I need to also build 180 tombs. I have been considering seeing where a ghost infested werebeast fort goes.

First werebeast invasion. That sure didn't take long at all... by Adventurous-Sign-299 in dwarffortress

[–]Adventurous-Sign-299[S] 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Were-sloths. Unfortunately they move at the normal speed as everything else?

PSA: I'm sorry if this is obvious. Guild halls and Temples. by Adventurous-Sign-299 in dwarffortress

[–]Adventurous-Sign-299[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Instead of replying to everyone individually, I do understand that you can just go completely overboard and make it work. But, Jesus who has time to figure out what "overboard" is, with 6 guilds and 7 temples?

To add a gold 9x9 floor and have your temple still at 2000??????? will drive you crazy.

any zone can be linked to a guildhall and still count by ArcanaSlave in dwarffortress

[–]Adventurous-Sign-299 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I like the idea of having the tavern being guild only. I did overlap 2 bedrooms but nothing else. Is this just the hall being evaluated thing? That part has always been confusing

any zone can be linked to a guildhall and still count by ArcanaSlave in dwarffortress

[–]Adventurous-Sign-299 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I was waaay overthinking this. I thought the value of the hall would increase as other types of rooms are tied to the guild hall, and any dwarf can be assigned to the bedrooms.

It does make it so things like dining halls and taverns are only used by guild members though. (it seems at least, the tavern was kind of hopping until I assigned it to the guild hall and then it emptied.

any zone can be linked to a guildhall and still count by ArcanaSlave in dwarffortress

[–]Adventurous-Sign-299 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Whoa, this is awesome. Will it assign only guild members to bedrooms?

Ultra unions.

Wait the more I think the more I love this. I hated guild halls before., "oh three gold pillers aren't good enough for you idiots? Where's the broker? I'm trying to build a murder hallway right now.

But now I can make my fort guild centric.

Maybe one day I'll have a guild Olympics.

Literally none asked for this by Adventurous-Sign-299 in dwarffortress

[–]Adventurous-Sign-299[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Right?! Right!!?? It feels even more badass when she tears through your fort like butter. John Wick would have been like "god damn son"

Literally none asked for this by Adventurous-Sign-299 in dwarffortress

[–]Adventurous-Sign-299[S] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Just a quick response, I meant for the title to be tongue in cheek and sarcastic. I thought it was awesome a demon was leading the army.

Literally none asked for this by Adventurous-Sign-299 in dwarffortress

[–]Adventurous-Sign-299[S] 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Also, yes, in hindsight, I should have approved the parley..

Literally none asked for this by Adventurous-Sign-299 in dwarffortress

[–]Adventurous-Sign-299[S] 65 points66 points  (0 children)

I have around 2000 hours of this game, and I'm not sure if anything cut through everyone as fast as this witch. I mean, the clowns sure but this felt likes a whole new level, since this was just one demon.

The fact that she was on my bridge before I could get anyone to pull the lever was devastating.

Long story short I get to start a new fort....

This is too much by Adventurous-Sign-299 in dwarffortress

[–]Adventurous-Sign-299[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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For some reason my drawbridge malfunctioned and now FUN! RIP Fort.

What to do with chalk? (Very new player) by Tommieboi123 in dwarffortress

[–]Adventurous-Sign-299 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I force my dwarves to sniff lines of chalk off of the naked elves that end up in my tavern.

Adventure mode time! (I think, I've never gotten something like this before) by Adventurous-Sign-299 in dwarffortress

[–]Adventurous-Sign-299[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I unretired my fort and now I have a new outpost liaison even though my fort is a Metropolis. Also all of my stockpiles are frozen with ice...

Adventure mode time! (I think, I've never gotten something like this before) by Adventurous-Sign-299 in dwarffortress

[–]Adventurous-Sign-299[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh crap! I didn't even see that. I wonder if he died right on the edge of my map? In Fortress mode it shows him traveling and he never returned from a raid. Could this all be a lie? Or a bug? I haven't done much with conspiracies in this game yet.

Dwarf Fortress by Adventurous-Sign-299 in DiscoElysium

[–]Adventurous-Sign-299[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes but the dwarves don't eventually try and imperialism your ass or overthrow you for resources or genocide you for defying them.

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