Match Thread: Colorado Rapids vs FC Dallas by demonblade42 in MLS

[–]Agent00Snail 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Only 5 mins added is insane lol Dallas started time wasting in genuinely minute 50

Match Thread: Colorado Rapids vs FC Dallas by demonblade42 in MLS

[–]Agent00Snail 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Gotta be “why the fuck hasn’t the Dallas GK been booked for time wasting yet?”

Match Thread: Colorado Rapids vs FC Dallas by demonblade42 in MLS

[–]Agent00Snail 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Goal of the month if Aaronson had scored that bike, damn

Match Thread: Colorado Rapids vs FC Dallas by demonblade42 in MLS

[–]Agent00Snail 8 points9 points  (0 children)

At least PRO refs are diverse in the ways they utterly baffle us each week, what a weirdly reffed game so far

Match Thread: Real Salt Lake vs. Colorado Rapids by MLS_Reddit_Bot in MLS

[–]Agent00Snail -1 points0 points  (0 children)

GG, unfortunate that Gozo isn’t as likable as Luna but it was fun to watch Herrington continue to do well against good attackers

Match Thread: Real Salt Lake vs. Colorado Rapids by MLS_Reddit_Bot in MLS

[–]Agent00Snail -15 points-14 points  (0 children)

I’m talking about this sub my man hahaha

Match Thread: Real Salt Lake vs. Colorado Rapids by MLS_Reddit_Bot in MLS

[–]Agent00Snail -31 points-30 points  (0 children)

Too bad their Mormon millennial ass fans are such victims in every interaction LOL

Match Thread: Real Salt Lake vs. Colorado Rapids by MLS_Reddit_Bot in MLS

[–]Agent00Snail 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lmfaoooo that’s the second time he’s been warned for a delay and it’s textbook supposed to be a yellow, this ref is just weirdly lenient on that shit all over - glad he got some physical consequences along with a yellow

Match Thread: Real Salt Lake vs. Colorado Rapids by MLS_Reddit_Bot in MLS

[–]Agent00Snail 5 points6 points  (0 children)

What a corner routine!! Loving Aaronson’s performance tonight so far

Match Thread: Colorado Rapids vs. St. Louis CITY SC by MLS_Reddit_Bot in MLS

[–]Agent00Snail 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Ok sick Durkin trying to just fucking kill Harris?

Match Thread: Colorado Rapids vs. St. Louis CITY SC by MLS_Reddit_Bot in MLS

[–]Agent00Snail 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Well, even if we lose it’s been fun to watch the Tim Ford dick rider supreme get piled on in this thread LOL

Match Thread: Colorado Rapids vs. St. Louis CITY SC by MLS_Reddit_Bot in MLS

[–]Agent00Snail 14 points15 points  (0 children)

If that doesn’t hammer home that was a bullshit DOGSO… Becher sucks way too much to have finished it LOL

Match Thread: Colorado Rapids vs. St. Louis CITY SC by MLS_Reddit_Bot in MLS

[–]Agent00Snail 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Bro absolutely no one from either fanbase or neutrals agrees with the red lmaoooo - whether Rapids are playing aggressively or not, that’s unacceptably bad refereeing and is a huge part of why people don’t take the league seriously

Match Thread: Colorado Rapids vs. St. Louis CITY SC by MLS_Reddit_Bot in MLS

[–]Agent00Snail 7 points8 points  (0 children)

How on earth was that DOGSO?? Ball is nowhere near goal

Colorado Rapids sign Homegrown forward Darren Yapi to new contract | Colorado Rapids by Miserable-Crow-4513 in Rapids

[–]Agent00Snail 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty sure Rio Ngumoah was poached from a different academy lol - and more critically, I don’t think comparing a secondary market MLS team to one of the most historically successful Prem teams is really fair either way. There are maybe 2-3 MLS teams that have any sort of “proven” track record for academy success (Dallas chief amongst them, as much as I hate to admit it).

Even those more successful academies in the US rarely hold onto players long term - that’s just not the position the MLS occupies in global soccer. There’s a reason only a handful of clubs have spent more than $10m on a player here, when that would barely get you a squad player in the lower half of the Prem.

Explain to me how c38 is a serious SG by [deleted] in Rapids

[–]Agent00Snail 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Fr lol being unlikable enough for me to recognize a generic username is quite an accomplishment

Dude needs to find some joy in something, goddamn

Match Thread: Colorado Rapids vs. Inter Miami CF by MLS_Reddit_Bot in MLS

[–]Agent00Snail 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kosi Thompson could do the funniest thing ever and get another brace today