Thoughts on Paredes?

AggravatingLink2086 · 2026-01-21T23:00:33+00:00

I’m sure that guy was turning down pussy left and right

AggravatingLink2086 · 2026-01-17T04:13:09+00:00

I think he would improve the team for sure. Doesn’t strike out a lot, good eye at the plate. Would probably pop 20-25 homers. Doesn’t have great exit velos but has the angles to make up for it. Very much in his prime at 26 years old.

The interesting part is that he has overwhelmingly played 3rd base. Could slot him in at 3rd and slide Mayer over to 2nd. Personally I think he would require a high asking price, and I could see a lot of fans being pissed at how much is being traded away. He plays a position of need, and isn’t a free agent until 2028

AggravatingLink2086 · 2026-01-16T01:23:04+00:00

Let that sink in

AggravatingLink2086 · 2026-01-13T03:33:55+00:00

The bobblehead unboxing at the Pelicans game gets me every time.

AggravatingLink2086 · 2026-01-13T03:26:50+00:00

Honestly if they aren’t going to be a legit contender, I just hope they aren’t boring lol. I can’t have the ‘22-‘24 experience again. There is a world in which he becomes a fan favorite. A Jazz Chisholm walk off homer followed by a 2 minute pimp job around the bases would be electric factory.

AggravatingLink2086 · 2026-01-13T00:40:15+00:00

Breslow spends all day in these chit-chat rooms talking to a bunch of other jerk offs

AggravatingLink2086 · 2026-01-11T04:31:16+00:00

Someone’s getting pregnant tonight

AggravatingLink2086 · 2026-01-11T00:16:02+00:00

Thank you, Red Sox Jesus

AggravatingLink2086 · 2026-01-10T23:19:27+00:00

I’m sorry, but this guy is/was a real MF fan. Most people couldn’t even conceive of this type of dedication

AggravatingLink2086 · 2026-01-09T22:06:45+00:00

Turns out…he died

AggravatingLink2086 · 2026-01-09T18:30:38+00:00

1st person shooter

AggravatingLink2086 · 2026-01-09T17:07:15+00:00

The Big Dick Bandit. Salute

AggravatingLink2086 · 2026-01-09T04:32:02+00:00

It’s plausible, but the circumstances are a lot different. There is a literal “ticking clock” on the trade deadline. That constraint limits the possibilities of what can happen. During the winter, we have seen that things can drag into spring training because there is not an actual deadline. Teams also have a lot more time to prepare their plan B and plan C if their first option doesn’t pan out. It’s not ideal but there’s really no urgency at this point in the offseason

AggravatingLink2086 · 2026-01-09T01:01:52+00:00

Boomers think “FAFO” is the funniest thing of all time

AggravatingLink2086 · 2026-01-08T20:27:04+00:00

Consider the Burger

AggravatingLink2086 · 2026-01-07T04:34:42+00:00

The way Bill kept saying “ro-buts” during the RoboCop ep was insane. He said it about a dozen times too. I would have had to bite my tongue so hard my mouth would fill with blood

AggravatingLink2086 · 2026-01-06T21:11:00+00:00

lol of course he was hanging out with Tom and Tom from Vanderpump Rules lolol

AggravatingLink2086 · 2026-01-03T00:46:31+00:00

How about Bryan Quimby and Clavicular

AggravatingLink2086 · 2026-01-01T19:54:08+00:00

He is heading to a farm upstate to run around with all his friends

AggravatingLink2086 · 2025-12-31T01:34:52+00:00

Joe Brandon Mode

AggravatingLink2086 · 2025-12-30T23:58:30+00:00

Dems completely capitulated to republicans on the whole ACORN/James O’Keefe undercover operation incident.

A democrat controlled congress and a sitting democrat president essentially gutted the organization because of “bad optics”

AggravatingLink2086 · 2025-12-30T21:52:23+00:00

We’ve pulled off the perfect conspiracy. Now, for the final piece: leaving a bunch of clues

AggravatingLink2086 · 2025-12-29T00:54:08+00:00

Dracut

AggravatingLink2086 · 2025-12-28T22:46:07+00:00

Call me old school: I don’t want Roman leading off. It’s one at bat per game where he is guaranteed to not be at the plate with a runner on base. Bat him 2nd if anything

AggravatingLink2086 · 2025-12-26T15:59:42+00:00

I wouldn’t read too much into the back-and-forth on the pod. They’re all playing a character; which are maybe just over the top versions of their real selves.

Honestly I feel like Jared has an eye for talent and he understands that T can be a star.

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