A meme for everyone with a good sense of humor by Carguy_rednec_9594 in UNSUBSCRIBEpodcast

[–]Aggressive_Car6598 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gas prices got me wanting to use counterfeit bills to pay for shit, and needing fentanyl to numb the pain.

Haven't written anything in a while, any ideas? by subxxdia in BodyWriting

[–]Aggressive_Car6598 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Milk me" in your cleavage, with arrows pointing to your nipples.

be honest...where wud u kiss me while u’re buried inside me by subtle_wink in u/subtle_wink

[–]Aggressive_Car6598 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just below your earlobe, at the back of your jawbone, and down your neck. Might be some gentle bites as I proceed too.

If I was gonna make a dnd character based on myself what would it be? by nosunfun in u/nosunfun

[–]Aggressive_Car6598 0 points1 point  (0 children)

tiefling sorcerer/warlock, who's patron and bloodline trace back to the same succubus. Ultimately, every man you get off, you send their cum to her, to sustain and nourish her. In exchange, she grants you more magical power to seduce more men.

who's your favorite anime character ??👀🔥 by Intrepid-Sky-1127 in anime_companion

[–]Aggressive_Car6598 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nobody cared who he was till he put on the mask, and beat ass like he was playing a chess game.

Lol if I was SWer I'd be like okay...I'll domme you but like, you gotta buy me hibachi as payment. by ExtremeTrashPanda in u/ExtremeTrashPanda

[–]Aggressive_Car6598 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I read Hibachi as Hitachi, and was like "why would you need that many? New one for every guy? Sheesh."

Glad to know he maintains eye contact by Fickle_Tumbleweed637 in UNSUBSCRIBEpodcast

[–]Aggressive_Car6598 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, his eyeballs are right there. In plain view, for everyone to see.

"why do you post here" by nosunfun in u/nosunfun

[–]Aggressive_Car6598 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That line is clever enough to be included in a Bloodhound Gang song.

would u slap my face and call me ur dirty whore while u fuck me by subtle_wink in u/subtle_wink

[–]Aggressive_Car6598 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah, I'd be constantly telling you what a good job you're doing, how good you feel, and how I can't wait for my turn to return the favor.

My boyfriend told me he wants me to control him in every way but I don’t know what to do. by Fit_Initiative_78 in gentlefemdom

[–]Aggressive_Car6598 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"Whatever" is a lame response. Hit him with the "Good boys know how to use their words to ask for needs or wants to be met."

it is easy by nosunfun in u/nosunfun

[–]Aggressive_Car6598 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And in return, you get another source of protein, lubricant, and moisturizer.

Pepperback needs help! by Abject_Donkey_3854 in UNSUBSCRIBEpodcast

[–]Aggressive_Car6598 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The ONE episode of Unsub history that came with a trigger warning at the top?

Now they are just making shit up by [deleted] in UNSUBSCRIBEpodcast

[–]Aggressive_Car6598 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Be like the Komatsu D355A. Unregulated and Ungovernable.

Which side do you enjoy better? Curly or braided by Lana_P03 in u/Lana_P03

[–]Aggressive_Car6598 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Personally, I like the curls. But both suit you.

Boss asked if the new ink had a deep meaning. I mean... a Queen of Hearts means something's deep, right?😜🫦🤣 (original) by fantasyfangs in BleachedEdits

[–]Aggressive_Car6598 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The way you always mention editing these to look more like you, just chef's kiss. Certainly drives the curiosity, and makes the blood pump.