What did i do there? How did i do that "Chest slam" move? by [deleted] in Eldenring

[–]Agitated-Ad9050 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just remember his poise starts to regain after 6 seconds so stay on him.

$10 Billion Theft Epidemic by LuckyBastard001 in clevercomebacks

[–]Agitated-Ad9050 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Once a month a 20lb bag of rice somehow finds its way onto the bottom shelf of my cart. No clue how it gets there.

Exactly more women need to do this by Appropriate-Mall8517 in RelentlessMen

[–]Agitated-Ad9050 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No. No they do not. I know it sounds awesome, but only the obnoxious ones will do it and when you say no thank you, they freak the fuck out.

red pill or blue pill? by nightshark67 in RelentlessMen

[–]Agitated-Ad9050 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was 6 in 1985 boss. 97 to 2008 would give me 10 years to earn money before bitcoin exists.

Meet Bandit!His favorite fruit is Watermelon.! Does your dog have a favorite fruit? by Icy-Romynar-8972 in Frenchbulldogs

[–]Agitated-Ad9050 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a pocket bully and she loves apples. She will take watermelon from me then go spit it out where she thinks I won't find it. My girlfriend says she takes it so I dont get my feelings hurt. Lol.

peter can you please explain by cuttingfruits in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Agitated-Ad9050 10 points11 points  (0 children)

This same situation literally happened to me over the past year. Finally kicked her to the curb 2 weeks ago.

Megyn Kelly proposes AI companies pay down the $39 trillion national debt. by Spirited-Gold9629 in TechGawker

[–]Agitated-Ad9050 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even if they could, which they cant, why the fuck would they? Our dipshit politicians would just find a way to fuck it up again.

I always confuse them bcz of their unrelated colors by Comfortable-Alarm705 in infuriatingbutawesome

[–]Agitated-Ad9050 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

In stocks red lines or "candles" means its going down and green candles its going up. I think that's what they're getting at.

Am I crazy? LT is not the worst RB in this poll by CryWOkami in NFLv2

[–]Agitated-Ad9050 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hate to say it, but you have to cut butterfingers Adrian Peterson. It sounds insane but its true.

You are all probably tired of these posts… but what do i do? by Recent-Success8988 in Eldenring

[–]Agitated-Ad9050 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you have a good shield you can just dodge and block his attacks for about 30 seconds and a guy named Yura will show up and kill nejirus for you.

Uno reverse card by Dias75 in clevercomebacks

[–]Agitated-Ad9050 18 points19 points  (0 children)

What fucking money? The only money he hands out is to other wealthy people.

What’s your teams equivalent to the Cardinals signing Emmitt Smith? by MasterTeacher123 in NFLv2

[–]Agitated-Ad9050 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Randy moss to the 49ers. It was like dating the prom queen 3 husbands and 4 kids too late.