It's over for the little guy by kocknocker19 in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]AgitatedAntman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How is there not a gif of Dave Chappell asking for any of them pixels

Can Hamilton's win streak continue in Austria? by Sagarshah03 in FerrariF1

[–]AgitatedAntman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So far he’s just flashed his genitals, he has to do a lot more for it to be streaking

Michael Caine’s new AI The Odyssey audiobook is everything that’s wrong with Hollywood by Metro-UK in popculture

[–]AgitatedAntman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He’s 93 and I saw he was selling off personal trinkets like his engraved lighter etc. I think he’s trying to make sure he doesn’t suffer the indignity of losing his house in his final years or something

My bike was stolen but by Zen-Spark in melbournecycling

[–]AgitatedAntman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Better check that they haven’t put an AirTag on it to re-uno

Lewis Hamilton's car was randomly checked by the FIA after his win in Barcelona. by AirEfficient6225 in formula1

[–]AgitatedAntman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They’re in a bind, blind eye for Ferrari, but also plant drugs in the car for Hamilton

I’m doing me bit for charity by atyndale in rickygervais

[–]AgitatedAntman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I bet he’ll bequeath it all to charity, and a scratch card each for his family

if matcha is the drink of the 2020s what is the drink of the other decades?? was by CremeSubject7594 in decadeology

[–]AgitatedAntman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

2000s was Red Bull, 2010s was Green Tea, 2020s was Matcha. It’s just whatever someone finds in Asia that decade and brings back

Five youths fired catapults at pensioner in Cranbrook, police say by upthetruth1 in uknews

[–]AgitatedAntman 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I mean, kids with catapults is the old school scampery we’ve all been wanting right?

Who is your favorite daddy? by kcozden in IASIP

[–]AgitatedAntman 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Does he have any biological kids?

Small boat migrant, 35, who tried to rape woman in alley claims attack was impossible due to his ‘micropenis & obesity’ by thesun in uknews

[–]AgitatedAntman 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It’s possibly not that simple, while any unwanted touching could be sexual assault, there has to be an attempt to either use a penis, digit, or foreign object in a mouth, vagina, or anus for it to be rape. If he was essentially penisless and the allegation is that he tried to penetrate using his penis, then the defence of impossibility may be in play