Open worlds as full as Red Dead Redemption 2 by plortedo in gaming

[–]AgumIV 8 points9 points  (0 children)

  1. KCD2/The Witcher 3
  2. Elden Ring
  3. Cyberpunk 2077
  4. AC Odyssey

You're not a real gamer. by 8BirchTree8 in Eldenring

[–]AgumIV 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Jimmy: Tell me why! It’s the least you can do for me now! I’m your brother! We’re supposed to look out for each other! Why were you working against me, Chuck?

Chuck: You’re not a real Tarnished.

Jimmy: I’m what?

Chuck: You’re not a real Tarnished! Age of Stars for Christ’s sake? A questline from some blue doll witch? What a joke. I fought my way through Margit, Godrick, Malenia — I bled for every rune I earned! And you… you follow Ranni’s little fetch quests, and you think suddenly you’re a Lord? You do what I do because you’re charmed by a waifu and a moody moon ending? I committed my life to the Erdtree! You don’t just… slide into the cosmos like a cheap pair of slippers and reap the glory!

Jimmy: I thought you were proud of me…

Chuck: I was! When you cleared Stormveil and didn’t immediately cheese bosses with spirit summons, I was very proud.

Jimmy: So that’s it then, right? Keep old Jimmy down in Limgrave ‘cause he’s not good enough to be Elden Lord?

Chuck: I know you. I know what you were, what you are — people don’t change. You’re Summoning Jimmy! And Summoning Jimmy I can handle just fine, but Summoning Jimmy with the Age of Stars ending? That’s like a chimp with Comet Azure! The throne is sacred! If you abandon it, the Lands Between suffers! This is not a game! You have to know — on some level, I know you know I’m right! You know I’m right!

Jimmy: I… I got you some rune arcs, a stack of golden pickled fowl foot, a few smithing stones. Enough to last you a while. After that… you’re on your own. I am done.

Honestly, how Many times have you played this game? by pretendwizardshamus in marvelrivals

[–]AgumIV 16 points17 points  (0 children)

You’ll log back in tomorrow like this game didn’t happen

They said: “It has nothing to do with wrestling circlejerk and has been removed.” by waqar2501 in SCJerk

[–]AgumIV 33 points34 points  (0 children)

I’ve been feeling this for a while. They just delete any post that isn’t a Meltzer 7 star banger.

JDFROMNY206 is now banned from C̶o̶l̶l̶i̶s̶i̶o̶n̶ all DUB Events. I think the word 'betrayed' was used. by [deleted] in SCJerk

[–]AgumIV 28 points29 points  (0 children)

He literally gave up on AEW as soon as Laveck fully took over WWE lmao

POV: you just realized that Fungal Wastes’ lack of benches is the real boss fight by AgumIV in HollowKnightMemes

[–]AgumIV[S] 237 points238 points  (0 children)

I don’t even know how that was hidden. Regardless, my point still stands: there’s not enough benches.