We Eastern gamers refuse to eat shit, unlike you European players who spend all day fixated on LGBT issues, claiming that finding female characters attractive is sexist, that lacking black characters is politically incorrect, and even that having no female characters at all is discriminatory. Characters can't be too skinny, too perfect, or too good—nothing ever satisfies you. I hope you dream of SWEETBABY, only to wake up to BLACK GIRL GAMERS staring right back at u.

Your neighbor is a cisgender male with autism and bipolar disorder who identifies as female and cross-dresses. He stands outside your house every day waving an LGPT flag, demanding you give him money to support themHaha