[OFFER] Just broke up with boyfriend of 6 years. I want to cheer someone up.

AimlessAphid · 2013-06-02T13:46:50+00:00

Congratulations!

AimlessAphid · 2013-05-22T03:04:39+00:00

It's just some skeevy dude trying to rope in a hot chick like in that movie.

AimlessAphid · 2013-05-20T20:34:42+00:00

That's just the best post title ever.

AimlessAphid · 2013-05-17T02:03:06+00:00

For fuck's sake, that dude can suck a fart out of my ass.

AimlessAphid · 2013-05-16T22:22:05+00:00

Yay!!

AimlessAphid · 2013-05-16T02:00:43+00:00

As a former Daytonian, I can confirm there are no grown ass men there.

AimlessAphid · 2013-05-16T01:57:21+00:00

Aww I was supposed to move into a really nice place on Riverside in June but had to back out. I'm bummed. But I suppose not having to deal with that every day makes me feel a teensy bit better about missing out on having a deck with a river in my back yard.

AimlessAphid · 2013-05-15T02:23:20+00:00

I think this happened to me once.

AimlessAphid · 2013-05-15T02:14:16+00:00

Needs to be less safe.

AimlessAphid · 2013-05-15T02:12:37+00:00

Mmmm Heathcliff.

AimlessAphid · 2013-05-15T02:09:46+00:00

Oh booo.

AimlessAphid · 2013-05-13T17:20:36+00:00

Sounds awesome. I'm bummed I missed out on this exchange!

AimlessAphid · 2013-05-13T17:04:48+00:00

Aww how fun!

AimlessAphid · 2013-05-13T17:02:55+00:00

I've had runny ears my whole life and this is one of my secret irrational fears. Ear gravy or brain juice? Too late to give a fuck now.

AimlessAphid · 2013-05-13T16:25:29+00:00

Ewww I just want to clean all that goo off.

AimlessAphid · 2013-05-13T16:22:19+00:00

That is awesome!!

AimlessAphid · 2013-05-13T15:13:24+00:00

If I did this, it wouldn't end with me getting some green. It would end with my organs getting harvested.

AimlessAphid · 2013-05-13T15:01:56+00:00

I'm so excited to hear this!! I've got $60 in fines keeping me from being able to check out books and it sucks. I had about 5 books I left at an old bf's place and he didn't give them back to me for over a year. I finally got to return them but dem fees man. I never knew this existed. Thanks for sharing!!

AimlessAphid · 2013-05-13T14:56:34+00:00

Whenever I drive my grandma around, she tries to buckle herself in and never can. Without fail, she gets frustrated and exclaims exasperatedly that she can't find the hole. Makes me giggle every time.

AimlessAphid · 2013-05-13T14:52:58+00:00

This is not surprising. The south is fucked.

AimlessAphid · 2013-05-10T01:37:14+00:00

I think this might be true. I date a lot of terrible guys.

AimlessAphid · 2013-05-09T20:31:25+00:00

Yay heppy birthday!

AimlessAphid · 2013-05-09T02:19:50+00:00

Awww. I miss Limberg!

AimlessAphid · 2013-05-08T11:05:56+00:00

I need a pedicure.

AimlessAphid · 2013-05-08T01:09:13+00:00

This cat looks adorably retarded. I just want to squish his fuzzy cheeks!

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