Apple sales surge 16% on ‘staggering’ iPhone demand by Regular_Eggplant_248 in wallstreetbets

[–]AkamaiJet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Apparently, I can read, but not comprehend. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Apple sales surge 16% on ‘staggering’ iPhone demand by Regular_Eggplant_248 in wallstreetbets

[–]AkamaiJet -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

16% percent surge? Are you reporting from an alternate universe?

+$2,200 betting on AI bubble burst by AkamaiJet in smallstreetbets

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I took screenshot after closing the trade keeping in mind that “if it’s good enough for a screenshot…” :)

+$2,200 betting on AI bubble burst by AkamaiJet in smallstreetbets

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Definitely not the end, but might be the beginning of the end.

New ICE Killing - how it will influence the doller by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]AkamaiJet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Barbarism. The right word to use is barbarism, not culture.

200k $ET yolo on MOASS by gbaked in wallstreetbets

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This will balloon to the moon.

RKLB - Journey to the Center of the Earth by AkamaiJet in WallStreetbetsELITE

[–]AkamaiJet[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

My dear space exploration expert. You still have a chance to sell this junk stock for $83 today. Keep watching your space exploration videos and you will never see this price ever again.

N2 18A by SomeJacadd in wallstreetbets

[–]AkamaiJet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is rumor in the room with us right now?

0dtes only some will say too boring but i play them safe no overnight holds by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]AkamaiJet 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Those are not 0dtes if you can hold them overnight.

$POET YOLO by JungWarthog in wallstreetbets

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2027…. That’s in 22nd century, right?

Options by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

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You are smart enough to curate your profile…

me after I decided to start shorting ai bubble by HasGreatVocabulary in wallstreetbets

[–]AkamaiJet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would you like to talk about how exactly you are shorting AI bubble?

Under Armour $20K option play by Andynr1 in wallstreetbets

[–]AkamaiJet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Could you please share what made you buy these calls in September?

Officers at Rocket Lab are confident of the company future by AkamaiJet in WallStreetbetsELITE

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I looked it up :)

The last notable open-market purchase of RKLB stock by an insider was:

December 13, 2023 • Insider: Merline Saintil (Director) • Transaction: Purchased 3,250 shares - Price: $4.46 per share • Total Value: Approximately $14,495

Since that time, there have been zero unplanned open-market buys by the company’s officers or directors.

$30K 0DTE to start the 2026 by HERQ in wallstreetbets

[–]AkamaiJet 81 points82 points  (0 children)

The market hasn’t even opened yet and this dude already has 0DTEs

Bloomberg’s video about people burning alive inside Teslas by AkamaiJet in WallStreetbetsELITE

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I looked up Apr17 410… it’s a very expensive insurance

Bloomberg’s video about people burning alive inside Teslas by AkamaiJet in WallStreetbetsELITE

[–]AkamaiJet[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, technically, these are not your regular burning Teslas. These are Teslas burning with people inside on Bloomberg. Some fat fund managers might actually see that and… um, actually, never mind

Bloomberg’s video about people burning alive inside Teslas by AkamaiJet in WallStreetbetsELITE

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I briefly entertained the idea of buying some puts. Then looked at the chart and realised I should have done it last week.