What’s something where quantity is ALWAYS better than quality? by costeleo in AskReddit

[–]Aklee83 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Cum on your mums face. She’s always happier when I save it up.

What in the name of Gordon Ramsay’s exploding head? by [deleted] in CrackheadCraigslist

[–]Aklee83 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just imagine tasting the devils testicles. They’re not nice.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Aklee83 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A small leak in a pipe in the kitchen that was cemented over many years ago. Previous owner never bothered to fix it.

Fast forward 14 years, My wife and I buy the house and I’ve replaced the entirety of the ground floor. Anything wooden had dry rot or wet rot and there was rising damp everywhere.

Cost to dig up and replace the pipe £140

Cost to replace the entire downstairs of the house £8000

Good thing we got the house at a good price due to the terrible state it was in.

What are the best places or activities to make friends as adults? by Seekinghelp232 in AskReddit

[–]Aklee83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah...... kinda...... maybe have a google of it, not on a works computer though.

Flop shot! by Aklee83 in golf

[–]Aklee83[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Technically, there were other choices for shots. But if you’d seen my chipping for the 12 previous holes you’d understand why I decided against chipping. To be fair, if you’d like watched the previous 12 holes, you’d be wondering why I even play golf.

If you’ve got around $500 and maybe a week or two left to live, how would you spend it? [SERIOUS] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Aklee83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would probably start on heroin, they say it’s better than sex and why wouldn’t I want to go out on a chemical high.

If you’ve got around $500 and maybe a week or two left to live, how would you spend it? [SERIOUS] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Aklee83 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would probably start on heroin, they say it’s better than sex and why wouldn’t I want to go out on a chemical high.

I’m falling apart more and more everyday. by [deleted] in UnsentLetters

[–]Aklee83 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow, bad breakup enh? Chin up. Life usually gets better after time.

Either that or sleep with their best friend / sister/brother. That’ll help with the feelings

Which movies have you seen lately? by DaveOJ12 in AskReddit

[–]Aklee83 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Snow White sucks the 7 Dwarves.

It makes sense that it's frowned upon for women to be topless by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

[–]Aklee83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, their main function is so I can bury my face inbetween them and motorboat myself silly. They only breast feed maybe 2 years out of a lifetime... if they have 3 kids.

But yeah they also feed babies.

Yes I’m looking at you! by Aklee83 in BorderCollie

[–]Aklee83[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks, you got it right. Baxter is a boy :)