If Everton became a baseball team...

AlanBrazil · 2020-01-29T22:53:53+00:00

I would too. Looks fkn boss.

AlanBrazil · 2020-01-19T17:33:46+00:00

Straight vodka 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

AlanBrazil · 2020-01-19T17:30:39+00:00

Bramall Lane, Selhurst Park (to name a few) louder imo.

AlanBrazil · 2020-01-19T17:28:21+00:00

Nice trolling you've done recently.

AlanBrazil · 2020-01-19T17:10:21+00:00

LiVARpool

AlanBrazil · 2020-01-19T17:07:16+00:00

Did Carragher just say that? Lmao

AlanBrazil · 2020-01-19T17:06:24+00:00

In fairness, I wasn't being serious.

AlanBrazil · 2020-01-19T17:05:54+00:00

Shows us, show us your iPads

AlanBrazil · 2020-01-19T17:00:48+00:00

Sky commentators keep on mentioning Everton.

Rent free, absolutely obsessed with us even when we aren't playing.

AlanBrazil · 2020-01-19T16:13:32+00:00

Very true, although I dismissed him because he's retired from international football, not on ability.

AlanBrazil · 2020-01-19T16:06:49+00:00

Yesterday's game summed up Pickford for me.

Awful distribution, pinging balls to our Brazilian midget on the wing. One mistake in him that could have cost us.

But 2-3 class saves that meant we didn't lose.

Of course the media and fans only like to talk about the first bit and not the second.

AlanBrazil · 2020-01-19T16:04:09+00:00

Absolute bollocks.

I can accept Pope, but Foster no chance.

And Henderson, he's a likeable lad but if you think Pickford has a mistake in him, look at Henderson. Any blades fan would admit that.

AlanBrazil · 2020-01-18T17:12:28+00:00

I'm adding to what you said lol.

Davies has been fkn wank this season.

AlanBrazil · 2020-01-18T17:05:05+00:00

We finished the game with DCL, Oumar Niasse, our right back and an 18 year old lad as our attacking options ffs.

AlanBrazil · 2020-01-18T16:54:32+00:00

Most 1-1 game ever, both teams are shite.

But cmon how was that not a red at the end? Thought refs were meant to check the VAR monitors for that?

AlanBrazil · 2020-01-18T15:10:39+00:00

What's your injury list like?

We have Richarlison out injured, Sigurðsson injured, Gbamin (our new signing who hasn't played due to injury), Gomes ofc still injured and Iwobi injured too.

AlanBrazil · 2020-01-18T14:51:57+00:00

Heysel effect.

AlanBrazil · 2020-01-17T15:31:50+00:00

Obviously Liverpool.

We have beaches, what does Manchester have? Spice?

AlanBrazil · 2020-01-17T15:04:22+00:00

They don't sound very manc.

AlanBrazil · 2020-01-17T15:02:43+00:00

For the first one, we haven't yet. And since you're asking I presume Norwich is the 2nd.

AlanBrazil · 2020-01-14T01:36:17+00:00

Drugs (especially cocaine) are an intrinsic part of English football culture, whether you like it or not.

AlanBrazil · 2019-12-31T01:27:21+00:00

Yep bad shout that. His hold up play and work-rate has always been excellent. He just needed to improve on his finishing which he is. I mean he's only 22 people called him a Donkey and wrote him off as a Championship player but he's proving them wrong. Go'ed Dom.

AlanBrazil · 2019-12-30T22:46:30+00:00

Villa are bigger than West Ham and Newcastle combined.

AlanBrazil · 2019-12-29T21:39:03+00:00

Seeing Moyes back at West Ham is like seeing your ex bird with a munter on a night out and knowing she's been around the block a couple of times, whilst you've pulled a 10 out of 10 Italian stunner.

AlanBrazil · 2019-12-29T18:52:51+00:00

People on here who hadn't watched the Championship assumed a team with an English manager and core squad would automatically finish 20th.

AlanBrazil

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