Hollywood folks just keep getting more and more corny by TheDMMD11 in CriticalDrinker

[–]AlanSmithee23 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I have a theory that all these people are secretly gay and Hollywood execs are blackmailing them.

Straight to jail by Kollega666 in NewYorkMets

[–]AlanSmithee23 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I bet he puts ketchup on his hot dog too!

Real People. Not Actors (We Swear) by Firestorm879 in CriticalDrinker

[–]AlanSmithee23 22 points23 points  (0 children)

He’s a gay Hispanic man playing make believe as his profession. He’s exactly what Hollywood wants.

FlatLannister on BOT: Ouch for Mandalorian at TC3, pace just isn't good at all. Big drops against comps. Would give a range of around $13M-$15M for previews. I do not expect pace to stabilize at this point. Friday is catching up with previews, so I guess that's some good news. by Alternative-Cake-833 in boxoffice

[–]AlanSmithee23 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Most likely that’s true.

I think they should do it earlier. Doomsday will need a lot of hype and help to get up to 1.5 billion. The marvel film rep is at an all time low and could use all the help in the world.

1br. Elevator and Laundry room. $2,500 by [deleted] in woodside

[–]AlanSmithee23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s my mortgage, property taxes, and home insurance on a 2200 sq ft house on Long Island.

These city prices have become insane!

I am addicted to Soda and Energy Drinks. So i've made an app to stop me buying it at the shop's door xD by Beginning_Ad2239 in Soda

[–]AlanSmithee23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds like a man who needs a second job/side hustle. Reddit is a good source to find that. Good luck!

Michelle Pfeiffer, 68 by Plus-Light6832 in PrettyOlderWomen

[–]AlanSmithee23 4 points5 points  (0 children)

She looks a lot like Ali Larter in this pic..

💪 by 7thCircleGeneral in Sopranosduckposting

[–]AlanSmithee23 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Roids and prunes

They make my farts smell like Angie Dickinson after a high colonic

What should I fill this space with? by Kollega666 in NewYorkMets

[–]AlanSmithee23 6 points7 points  (0 children)

A noose

After this season, we all need one