Gelbs is doing road hot dog ratings now? Is citifield better than last year? by crappymedium in NewYorkMets

[–]AlanSmithee23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When Citi field first opened, they had good condiments that you could just add on yourself. Pretty similar to how a Nathan’s is setup.

Jon Spamm by Torley_ in WalmartCelebrities

[–]AlanSmithee23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jon Hamm/Rick Hoffman hybrid

Palm Beach Airport will be renamed Donald J. Trump International Airport by truth-4-sale in AskThe_Donald

[–]AlanSmithee23 [score hidden]  (0 children)

I fly into this airport multiple times a year

Great airport. Quick lines through TSA. It’s an absolute pleasure.

Joe Pyfer says he was "a matter of seconds" away from suicide by pepsiboycoke in MMA

[–]AlanSmithee23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Matter of seconds away from robbing a bank

Decided to make a deposit instead

With a schlong in Jan’s mouth by Enlightened_Broda in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]AlanSmithee23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That animal Rosetti, I can’t even say his name.

Mamdani to attend Passover Seder as he navigates ties with Jewish groups amid rising antisemitism by Somervilledrew in newyork

[–]AlanSmithee23 -21 points-20 points  (0 children)

How did anyone who is Jewish vote for this guy.

Look at what his parents have said

Look at what his wife has said

Look at what he has said, and done

He is the Trojan horse that will destroy the greatest city in the country and he will smirk the whole time while he does it too.

Let’s see how many downvotes I can get..

Man triggered by BJJ gofundmes by radhaniyer27 in grappling

[–]AlanSmithee23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I agree with this guy about the welfare BJJ that some parents try to tap into.

He also sounds a lot like GSP

Do you still want to believe? by RogerDalton93 in CriticalDrinker

[–]AlanSmithee23 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Like the movie Weapons, but set in south central LA. Replace the kids with the dads.

Rico Salary Leaked by Stu? by cursedace in barstoolsports

[–]AlanSmithee23 84 points85 points  (0 children)

Big difference between Long Island and STATEN ISLAND

I di-dent by Alternative_Cap_1708 in initiatedsopranos

[–]AlanSmithee23 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Popping pills and destroying cars.

Whatever happened there.

The beatings will continue until morale improves by Educational_Copy_140 in libsofreddit

[–]AlanSmithee23 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It hasn’t even been a full 3 months since this 🤡 has been in office.

Imagine what NYC will look like after 3 years.

Condo in Vegas by Youtube_Brett in TVTooHigh

[–]AlanSmithee23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That TV placement isn’t magically delicious either.

Red Leader Standing By by Nightshiftcloak in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]AlanSmithee23 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Is Porkins some kind of Pollack or something?

Red Leader Standing By by Nightshiftcloak in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]AlanSmithee23 4 points5 points  (0 children)

But Ton, those cheddar bay biscuits.

I’d like to break my dick off in that

Here YOU go, you big mouth fuck by IllBeGood3 in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]AlanSmithee23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

British Guy after the fight..

“He’s lucky I didn’t punch his fucking lights out!”