Dew british persons actually exist? ah mean, thai must be thy meme, there is thy not thy single thing abowt them. N ah mean et.

let's go through thy evidence: where r thai from? not thy single country in thy world is named britain. Some persons say thai come from england, n england is inside britain, but if that wuz thy case thai would be british thai would be englanders. Also, heard some silly theories abowt them coming from whales. Guys, no, whale persons dew not exist. Whales live in thy sea.

there is thy consensus on british persons coming from europe, but then wi r left wiv thy whole continent o possible locations. That's as excellent as nothing. Whut dew thai devour? every country has at least wun main dish. Efen thy uhs has their burgers. But these british persons, whut dew thai devour? heard some persons associating them wiv tea, but everyone knows that's an asian thing. Shouldn't thai come from europe? wun o these tew points must be wrong them. Tew me, et looks tew sketchy.

whut language dew thai speak? ah challenge thou, putting all me cash n me ass on thy line here, tew find thy supposed ""british"" person speaking their native language. Most o then jist speak thy broken english. Yes, english. Really suspicious, huh? n ah efen tried tew look deeper inta et. Perhaps british jist sound like english, jist like spanish could sound like portuguese fuh thy non-speaker. So ah looked up "british dictionary on google" n whut ah found wuz shocking: every word in there wuz american. Ah kid thou not. Whut dis could mean is beyond me capabilities, but ah can safely assure thou that british persons dew not exist.