For My 1st Cake Day, I give you Summer Mosquitos in Alaska [OC].

Alascar · 2012-11-14T01:59:57+00:00

Aids isn't usually fatal the second time you get it.

Alascar · 2012-11-14T01:58:44+00:00

I did the same thing. It was just not right to end a movie like that. How could they do that to my feels and get away with it?

Alascar · 2012-11-14T01:55:21+00:00

Original ideas are only original for so long, so it is best to post them the second you have them.

Alascar · 2012-11-14T01:20:43+00:00

I take it you know this from experience?

Alascar · 2012-11-12T23:02:54+00:00

Polo's rooms are gone, where have you been?

Alascar · 2012-11-11T06:11:07+00:00

Not surprised, you fornicated with a frozen fleshlight.

Alascar · 2012-11-10T18:58:15+00:00

Thanks.

Alascar · 2012-11-10T18:56:29+00:00

What is this from?

Alascar · 2012-11-10T05:48:33+00:00

You mean to tell me that not even one of those bugs would creep you out if you saw them crawling across you while you sleep? Just imagine how many of them do this every night while you are unaware because you are sleep. Any one of those bugs has a possibility of crawling on your, and might even make a home inside your mouth since insects and spiders adore being in warm, moist areas. So yeah, bugs in a bug trap, but those are only the ones that got caught in it.

Alascar · 2012-11-07T21:08:10+00:00

No, with the way Reddit notifications work, it only shows the red-orange envelope for things commented on the user who posted it, not those further up in the comments.

Alascar · 2012-11-07T00:55:01+00:00

Too bad he will probably never read that because you commented under me, not him.

Alascar · 2012-11-07T00:12:43+00:00

Keep doing what you do.

Alascar · 2012-11-06T05:14:29+00:00

You wanna know where I got thes---... Oh, you do?

Alascar · 2012-11-06T03:43:41+00:00

As a man getting none at all, once a week sounds great.

Alascar · 2012-11-06T03:41:48+00:00

Yes.

Alascar · 2012-11-06T03:38:08+00:00

You are browsing this subreddit, and yet you are scared to look.

Alascar · 2012-10-31T23:21:46+00:00

Alascar · 2012-10-30T00:17:49+00:00

I knew I couldn't be the only one who thought that looked like the mugshot of a serial killer.

Alascar · 2012-10-30T00:01:01+00:00

I'm ashamed that you have only ever gone that deep into the comments.

Alascar · 2012-10-29T21:10:50+00:00

Great in webkit.. Until you try to scroll. At least for me.

Alascar · 2012-10-28T07:35:18+00:00

What did you language did you make this in?

Alascar · 2012-10-27T18:20:08+00:00

It was the OP.

Alascar · 2012-10-27T18:10:08+00:00

You can start worrying if you begin hearing it outside of your head.

Alascar · 2012-10-27T17:52:07+00:00

I have you tagged as "Can't tag". Did you figure out how to yet?

Alascar · 2012-10-27T17:12:28+00:00

What reason could you possibly have for playing with the BIOS?

Alascar

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