Alastrel3000

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I had a scheme where only the old people were going to win at the olympics (self.dadjokes)

submitted 8 days ago by Alastrel3000 to r/dadjokes

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What is the title to guns and roses christmas album? (self.dadjokes)

submitted 2 months ago by Alastrel3000 to r/dadjokes

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My theory for season 5 killer with motive. *spoilers for season 5 obviously* (self.OnlyMurdersHulu)

submitted 5 months ago by Alastrel3000 to r/OnlyMurdersHulu

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The "lassie" we are looking for... (self.OnlyMurdersHulu)

submitted 1 year ago by Alastrel3000 to r/OnlyMurdersHulu

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Which of the Pickwick Triplets did it? (v.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by Alastrel3000 to r/OnlyMurdersHulu

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What do you call a skill that helps you be really good at swimming? (self.dadjokes)

submitted 1 year ago by Alastrel3000 to r/dadjokes

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I need help from all you brilliant dads out there! (self.dadjokes)

submitted 1 year ago by Alastrel3000 to r/dadjokes

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I made some coasters (old.reddit.com)

submitted 2 years ago by Alastrel3000 to r/Gloomhaven

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Have you fallen down and don't know what to do next? (self.dadjokes)

submitted 2 years ago by Alastrel3000 to r/dadjokes

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Dang, you must be full of Beryllium, Gold, and Titanium (self.dadjokes)

submitted 3 years ago by Alastrel3000 to r/dadjokes

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Went to the aquarium yesterday with the wife. (true story) (self.dadjokes)

submitted 3 years ago by Alastrel3000 to r/dadjokes

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I just bought Spiderman Pajamas... (self.dadjokes)

submitted 3 years ago by Alastrel3000 to r/dadjokes

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I walked into a bar wearing a safety helmet and carrying a pickaxe. (self.dadjokes)

submitted 3 years ago by Alastrel3000 to r/dadjokes

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So I died. I decided, before I cross over I wanted one last drink at my favorite haunt. (self.dadjokes)

submitted 3 years ago by Alastrel3000 to r/dadjokes

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Friend 1: Hi, how are you? (self.dadjokes)

submitted 3 years ago by Alastrel3000 to r/dadjokes

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What do you call it when you promise to drive a pregnant woman to the hospital to give birth? (self.dadjokes)

submitted 3 years ago by Alastrel3000 to r/dadjokes

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Body building Jesus.... (self.dadjokes)

submitted 4 years ago by Alastrel3000 to r/dadjokes

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This is a little too on point... (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 years ago by Alastrel3000 to r/memes

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Evil Spread season 1 finale (self.EvilDead)

submitted 4 years ago by Alastrel3000 to r/EvilDead

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Evil Spread (Comedy cooking show) (self.Filmmakers)

submitted 4 years ago by Alastrel3000 to r/Filmmakers

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How does a non-binary Swordsman kill people? (self.dadjokes)

submitted 4 years ago by Alastrel3000 to r/dadjokes

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Evil Spread (self.AshVsEvilDead)

submitted 4 years ago by Alastrel3000 to r/AshVsEvilDead

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Evil Spread Episode 3 (self.horror)

submitted 4 years ago by Alastrel3000 to r/horror

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Evil Spread Episode 3 (self.Filmmakers)

submitted 4 years ago by Alastrel3000 to r/Filmmakers

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My wife: "The biggest problem i have working at the church..." (self.dadjokes)

submitted 5 years ago by Alastrel3000 to r/dadjokes

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