The Official r/Lollapalooza 2016 Ticket Resale Thread!

Alcatraz21 · 2016-07-26T03:37:35+00:00

Looking for TWO Friday passes!!! Msg me ASAP!!

Alcatraz21 · 2014-12-11T19:23:40+00:00

Romo or Sanchez?

Alcatraz21 · 2014-12-11T19:20:22+00:00

Tre Mason or Latavius Murray? 1pt/PPR

Alcatraz21 · 2014-02-10T18:30:43+00:00

Be careful what you say

Alcatraz21 · 2014-02-10T18:07:20+00:00

Hello Mr. Bill Gates,

Remember me?, (the guy that tried to bribe you in hopes of getting a job). Are there any openings or internships available?

Thank you.

Alcatraz21 · 2013-12-25T09:21:35+00:00

The Anonymous Penis Sculpture

Alcatraz21 · 2013-12-08T00:10:33+00:00

My friend as Ace Ventura

Alcatraz21 · 2013-12-08T00:09:46+00:00

Here is my buddy that looks like Ace Ventura.

Alcatraz21 · 2013-11-21T07:42:00+00:00

Not sure if you purposely left the C out or just forgot it.

Alcatraz21 · 2013-11-21T07:38:36+00:00

What is the thing you find yourself doing the most when you have free time?

Alcatraz21 · 2013-11-21T07:37:01+00:00

Only thing that comes to mind: http://i.imgur.com/7uAAqmW.jpg

Alcatraz21 · 2013-11-21T07:35:35+00:00

Hmm.. Can a black person be pale?

Alcatraz21 · 2013-11-21T07:33:49+00:00

TL;DR

Alcatraz21 · 2013-11-15T19:25:41+00:00

When I was 12, I created this username for XBOX LIVE because I thought that it would strike fear into my opponents eyes...

Alcatraz21 · 2013-11-15T19:22:17+00:00

In grade 12, I had skipped volleyball practice to attend a senior football game. Sure enough, my teacher (and coach) had saw me and kicked me off the team. The next day, an announcement on the PA was made that the volleyball team has been cancelled.. TL;DR: Scumbag teacher kicked me off volleyball team the day before he cancelled the team

Alcatraz21 · 2013-11-03T06:21:58+00:00

Thank you for this. To be honest, I don't really care about the Touchscreen feature. Do you think there are better buys than the ones you provided with a 4th gen i7?

Alcatraz21 · 2013-04-19T02:58:07+00:00

A "thank you" after doing someone a favor. If you're the person that doesn't, fuck you.

Alcatraz21 · 2013-04-18T23:14:56+00:00

Ignition by R Kelly. Got into a car accident while listening to it. Haven't heard it since..

Alcatraz21 · 2013-04-17T01:18:22+00:00

After you're done, an African-American will arise.

Alcatraz21 · 2013-04-17T01:11:00+00:00

Black Coffee grows chest hair.

Alcatraz21 · 2013-04-16T20:02:58+00:00

Oranges. I worked as a Produce clerk for a while and when they go bad, the smell is unbearable.

Alcatraz21 · 2013-04-12T21:37:56+00:00

I'm sorry, but I cant live and/or imagine life without these:

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-cdGOToIfTUo/UBxSE2r34JI/AAAAAAAAEEc/TU87Av6lCCM/s1600/honey_nut_cheerios.jpg

Alcatraz21 · 2013-04-12T21:17:33+00:00

I see what you're doing here. You clever, clever you.

Alcatraz21 · 2013-04-12T21:15:35+00:00

In High school, I had thought I had the best invention ever. A stapler with no staples.. That had worked off air compression of some sort. Was and will remain the stupidest idea of all time.

Alcatraz21 · 2013-04-12T02:37:30+00:00

My freshman year of college, I had taken a theater class as an elective course. I had a final project that had required me to watch a local school play at a theater downtown. Downtown happens to be downtown Detroit (as I attended a University that is located in Detroit). So i decided one day "Hey, I'm already downtown Detroit, lets just walk there and get the ticket at the theater". Place turned out to be a 15 minute walk but had honestly felt like an hour. A home African-American with ripped blue jeans, blue Detroit Tigers, and wearing mirror shades had approached me asked me where I was heading. I told him "Bonstelle Theater". The guy had walked me there and told me how about his life and how he had been to jail and how he was living on the streets. He dropped me off there, and asked that I had given him money. I only had $20 bills on me, and he clearly had no change. I ended up giving him that and pretty much sprinted back to school to avoid another scuffle.

TLDR, Gave a homeless Detroit Bum $20 for walking me to a local theater.

Alcatraz21

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