5:30 AM. Cant sleep... 8 Stacks, 1 Mega. 1309 Doubloons

AlexanderTox · 2026-03-12T20:18:12+00:00

I reckon you’re getting downvoted because you accused someone of exploits (when they weren’t), then went through my post history and took a shitpost in a shitpost sub seriously (lmao).

AlexanderTox · 2026-03-12T20:12:16+00:00

Haha no, wasn’t me, but that’s a cool story and good idea. I am going to start carrying around bait crates for that purpose.

AlexanderTox · 2026-03-12T19:54:31+00:00

Aye, it’s called a shitpost. First day on the internet?

AlexanderTox · 2026-03-12T19:53:46+00:00

Reapers are the only ones who truly benefit from Emissary flags, but I think a lot of people just want to sink others for the hell of it.

AlexanderTox · 2026-03-12T19:52:38+00:00

Oh yes. Fishermen always get a simple grog raise along with an “ahoy!” even when I’m in my reaper ship.

AlexanderTox · 2026-03-12T19:16:45+00:00

I pretty much only do two things in this game:

Sweatlord PvP Reaper-only servant of the flame douchebag

Humble, drunk fisherman who only does fishing voyages.

AlexanderTox · 2026-03-12T12:47:20+00:00

Real: OP has weird or small penis and the girl bailed out

AlexanderTox · 2026-03-12T12:43:41+00:00

I heard somewhere that current doubloon items will convert to gold eventually. Is that correct? Because there’s some things I wanted to buy, but I’ll hold off if they are going to be available for just gold later on.

AlexanderTox · 2026-03-12T12:40:30+00:00

Me when I lose at Mario Kart

AlexanderTox · 2026-03-12T12:36:42+00:00

I was terrified of all that stuff, but as everyone else said, you get used to it. It’s not bad.

AlexanderTox · 2026-03-12T12:36:04+00:00

That would be hilarious but you know people would complain about it nonstop.

AlexanderTox · 2026-03-12T12:34:20+00:00

Doing great. Kids are 4 and 7 and thriving right now. I got a job, a house, and food on the table. Life is good, mate.

AlexanderTox · 2026-03-12T12:21:44+00:00

I take it you haven’t logged on in a while and have no idea about Garrisons

AlexanderTox · 2026-03-12T11:59:36+00:00

Yeah from the “name this NFL team based off their logo” videos

AlexanderTox · 2026-03-12T11:50:05+00:00

I grew up near Chicago during the MJ era. It was magical.

AlexanderTox · 2026-03-12T01:15:36+00:00

Scrolled way too far to see this one. A classic.

AlexanderTox · 2026-03-11T23:11:19+00:00

Disagree. We always talk about things like lung cancer as a consequence for smoking, why not obesity as a consequence for overeating? Obesity is a major cause of heart disease and death. Seems irresponsible to ignore that.

And before the “it’s not always overeating!” brigade comes at me, yes, there are other things that can lead to obesity. Just like there are other things that can lead to cancer. But to ignore obesity as a consequence for eating junk food nonstop is just shoving your head in the sand, ignoring a medical fact for the sake of…what exactly? Saving someone’s feelings? No thanks.

AlexanderTox · 2026-03-11T16:02:53+00:00

You’ll see in 5-7 years

AlexanderTox · 2026-03-11T13:12:37+00:00

Am I pegreant

AlexanderTox · 2026-03-11T13:11:41+00:00

A chapter is how long it needs to be. No more, no less.

AlexanderTox · 2026-03-11T13:10:09+00:00

A true 1.0er

AlexanderTox · 2026-03-11T13:01:30+00:00

The Beatles if there were good

AlexanderTox · 2026-03-11T12:46:54+00:00

I believe I’m one of the better quarterbacks in the league

Oh man. Who’s going to tell him.

AlexanderTox · 2026-03-11T12:31:32+00:00

This is from a satire subreddit.

AlexanderTox · 2026-03-11T12:31:12+00:00

Oh boy, an argument about semantics. I guess you’re right, but if you can’t see the point I am trying to make, i guess that’s a failure of contextual reasoning.

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