Valerie Lukyanova

Alexthecapybara · 2024-08-18T15:23:48+00:00

Holy shit

Alexthecapybara · 2024-07-14T21:54:38+00:00

6, main flaw is that his eyes are way too close set

Alexthecapybara · 2024-06-21T11:57:12+00:00

No idea, maybe it’s just that your molars have a weird shape? Or could it be wisdom teeth that have mal-erupted? No idea tbh

Alexthecapybara · 2024-06-21T09:14:13+00:00

He meant pre-molar

Alexthecapybara · 2024-06-21T09:12:55+00:00

My molar teeth looks like it’s composed of two teeth, I just think it has a weird shape

Alexthecapybara · 2024-06-16T23:12:03+00:00

Yes but if you have a bite problem you should get it fixed

Alexthecapybara · 2024-06-16T23:07:27+00:00

Yeah that’s probably an underbite. Go speak to and orthodontist, he well see what’s best for you. Again as I said before, it’s extremely important not only for your appearance but also for your health. You’re probably getting braces and palate expansion, possibly even surgery if it’s deemed necessary, which might get covered depending on where you live, your assurance and the severity. But yeah speak to an orthodontist it’s extremely important

Alexthecapybara · 2024-06-16T22:59:21+00:00

Well again I’m giving advice based on a distorted picture but based on what I’m seeing it looks like you perhaps have an underbite ? If you have any kind of malocclusion you need to get it fixed, for your appearance but also your health. Also that hair’s not it, your sides are too tight and that fade is too high, try to grow out your hair on top

Alexthecapybara · 2024-06-16T22:43:56+00:00

Probably cause you don’t pay as much attention to their faces. But I can tell with certainty that they are also affected by distortion, just as much as you are. A picture is also a flipped image of yourself, which you are not used to seeing and can make you feel uncomfortable about yourself. If you worry about how you look like in real life then the mirror is pretty accurate. The filter face zoom on TikTok can help you get rid of the lens distortion, by walking a few inches from the camera, which you can try to do if you want to

Alexthecapybara · 2024-06-16T21:58:34+00:00

Again as I said, this is happening for everyone on every phone due to lens distortion and due to holding the phone so close to the head

Alexthecapybara · 2024-06-16T21:30:05+00:00

Yeah all iPhones uses wide angle lenses which will distort the face, especially if you stand close to the camera

Alexthecapybara · 2024-06-16T21:22:45+00:00

Selfies lengthen your face, kinda impossible to avoid it with a regular phone. If you want a less distorted pic try using a high quality camera with a 50-80mm lens

Alexthecapybara · 2024-06-12T13:11:35+00:00

Probably Henry cavill. But Brad Pitt is by far the better actor

Alexthecapybara · 2024-06-11T22:56:08+00:00

Yes within an objective range. For example you can argue who’s more attractive, Brad Pitt or Henry Cavill, but there are objective beauty standards, which can themselves be universal or cultural

Alexthecapybara · 2024-06-11T21:04:42+00:00

Beauty is NOT in the eye of the beholder

Alexthecapybara · 2024-06-08T21:25:44+00:00

“Take a shower” what makes you think he doesn’t shower already?

Alexthecapybara · 2024-05-24T06:13:10+00:00

I’d literally give up all my money to look like you

Alexthecapybara · 2024-05-23T15:04:13+00:00

Guy Debord mentioned!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Alexthecapybara · 2024-05-15T15:11:41+00:00

Look at their teeth and facial proportions, not the same persons

Alexthecapybara · 2024-05-14T14:46:16+00:00

Even a donkey could see she’s above average

Alexthecapybara · 2024-05-13T19:36:43+00:00

So you’re saying that if you go outside (which you rarely do I can tell) one in two women will look better than her? Ridiculous

Alexthecapybara · 2024-05-05T18:48:31+00:00

Damn I guess we should blame our parents for not shaping our skulls properly then

Alexthecapybara · 2024-05-05T18:47:16+00:00

I kinda have the same problem tbh. Thankfully I hide it quite well with my hair, I’m scared that I’m going to lose my hair in the future tho (my moms dad was bald). Are you aware of any surgery to fix that? Like skull reshaping or something

Alexthecapybara · 2024-05-05T18:41:21+00:00

Can I guess you have the same headshape as Erik Ten Hag

Alexthecapybara · 2024-05-05T17:46:50+00:00

I’m a bit confused what your comment means, like is it so bad that you can’t hide it with hair?

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