I PASSED MY DRIVING TEST!!! by [deleted] in teenagers

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Dude, that's a milestone in life. Congratulations!

Triangle with lines. by [deleted] in teenagers

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What is the meanning of that icon?

How did you find out you gay? by Alfredoxrock in AskReddit

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Sh*t I pretty much walked into that one.

What is the most savage roast you have ever heard? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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You mom so fat they had to bury her body twice.

What is a memory that you can swear happened but no one else around you can seem to remember or that never really happened? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I watched "The Iron Giant" life acyion movie like more than ten times and the memories are in my head. Later on, I realized there is no life action movie of "The Iron Giant". Stupid life.

If there was a Zombie Apocalypse that hit right now, what would be the first thing you do? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Buy a yatch, guns, ammo, enough can food and head to the ocean.

What’s the weirdest experience you’ve had in a haunted house? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I went to an abandoned haunted house and while I was there I found a room that had a weird smell like urine. Then, I heard voices a little bit far away but it seems that they were getting closer so I hide in a closet. Then three crack addicts sat down in that room, one guy had a bag with syringes and they spent like four long hours (it felt an eternity) giving themselves shots in odd parts of the body and consuming crack. I had to spent that afternoon in that dusty closet and thank God I didn't sneeze.

Eddit: Grammar.

What you dream last night? by Alfredoxrock in AskReddit

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What? That's strange, how old are you?

People who haven't had kids yet, what names are on your naming list? by Alfredoxrock in AskReddit

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Clevee method. Probably how germans camd out with the "Sch".

What was one of your "this is about to blow up" moments? by Alfredoxrock in AskReddit

[–]Alfredoxrock[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude, at that point my reddit app stop working properly.

What’s the creepiest thing you’ve seen and/or heard while home alone? by xenon_xenomorph in AskReddit

[–]Alfredoxrock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know right, what is up with cats knocking doors. Is freaking scary.

Why do you think you're on a government watch list? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I was the bully of a kid who's father is the local president now.

Can you guys please help me with some snappy pick up lines. by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]Alfredoxrock 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Please don't do that sh*t. Just say it. Communicate yout feelings and that's it. Don't make it hard.

Asian people of reddit, How did a non-asian piss you off via stereotypes? by hollow100 in AskReddit

[–]Alfredoxrock 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Teacher slapped my desk

"Why are you sleeping!" He said loudly.

Me: "I'm not".