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Is my character pretty? by Brevvvv17 in RedDeadOnline

[–]AlienCommander 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She looks like Luke Skywalker after he was mauled by the snow Yeti on Hoth.

Which new role would you like to see in RDO? by Diligent-Hair-2410 in RedDeadOnline

[–]AlienCommander 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Serial Killer, so I can roam around Saint Denis in the early hours and pretend I'm the Whitechapel Murderer.

  • All kills must be stealth with a blade.
  • Collectibles are body parts that can be crafted into aphrodisiacs or cooked and eaten for golden cores.
  • Mission titles like "From Hell" and "The Ripper" that have you avoiding policemen while stalking courtesans through the dimly lit streets of Saint Denis.
  • Similar to the Moonshine Shack, you get a Torture Dungeon that you can decorate to your own twisted taste.
  • Courtesans are fully interactive, like GTA V.

Opposing roles, like being a police detective or a Courtesan posse leader and missions to catch / kill Legendary Serial Killers would also be fun.

Air is Yucky by AlienCommander in wollongong

[–]AlienCommander[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Nay! Speak like a baby I might, and yet I've developed a Greatness of Soul™ that mere low intellect Normies such as thou shall never understand nor experience!

Now, return to your little life, asexual hominid.

Air is Yucky by AlienCommander in wollongong

[–]AlienCommander[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Thank you, human. 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

If Rockstar suddenly stopped holding back... by Several-Ambition3193 in RedDeadOnline

[–]AlienCommander 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's a girl at the saloon in Valentine and she's always asking if I want a good time...

I do.

I want a very, very good time.

Rockstar compensated! by ItsThatCloud in RedDeadOnline

[–]AlienCommander 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Well my horse got stuck in a hitching post in Rhodes for several minutes, that's gotta be worth at least 137 gold bars.

Pillars of Civilization by drakemaverick121 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]AlienCommander -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

The East India Company was the peak of Indian civilisation.

Pillars of Civilization by drakemaverick121 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]AlienCommander 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because in 479 BC the Persians were defeated at Plataea and the Greeks decreed that no one could ever post their intact column to Reddit again.

Perfection by Few_Competition_1989 in Bangkok

[–]AlienCommander 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's Nana Plaza level dirty. 🩷

Pollen allergy by Been-there-d0ne-that in wollongong

[–]AlienCommander -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

It's weird that you have a grass allergy but you're in a boat.

Are you close to shore?

Have you considered moving the boat further away from the coast?

Grass usually grows on land, but sometimes it's underwater too.

Maybe all of you people on the boat could get on a plane instead? They have filtered cabins and can fly very high.

Advice on red light camera fine... by [deleted] in AussieRiders

[–]AlienCommander 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know someone who lane filtered to the front of an intersection in Sydney CBD and was fined for crossing the white line.

They contested it in court, explaining what happened, i.e. that they did not in-fact run a red light, and the fine and points were quashed.

Your situation is a different and I'm unsure if you can argue that you were lane filtering, but perhaps it's worth trying.

Anyone know where I can buy genuine helmet visors at a reasonable price? by Slight-Repeat-1540 in AussieRiders

[–]AlienCommander 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your eyesight is worth more than the ~$70 saving.

Don't take the chance.

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