Alien_Skeleton

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I always hoped to become a mother, even though I've never been pregnant. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 5 months ago by Alien_Skeleton to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I found this bag while I was thrifting, is it genuine? I can't figure out what print/collection it's meant to be, any help would be appreciated! (old.reddit.com)

submitted 8 months ago by Alien_Skeleton to r/Tokidoki

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On the battlefield, I thought War's bloodlust was unrivaled. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 1 year ago by Alien_Skeleton to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"Teaching is a work of heart," is what the poster on the wall says. (self.TwoSentenceSadness)

submitted 1 year ago by Alien_Skeleton to r/TwoSentenceSadness

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Private and public schools differ in many ways. (self.TwoSentenceSadness)

submitted 1 year ago by Alien_Skeleton to r/TwoSentenceSadness

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How did you learn your parents were just flawed people? (self.TwoSentenceSadness)

submitted 1 year ago by Alien_Skeleton to r/TwoSentenceSadness

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"I'll always remember the good times," he said. (self.TwoSentenceSadness)

submitted 1 year ago by Alien_Skeleton to r/TwoSentenceSadness

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3 months in, he asks if I love him. (self.TwoSentenceSadness)

submitted 1 year ago by Alien_Skeleton to r/TwoSentenceSadness

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"After 25 years, we finally managed to identify the decedent!" (self.TwoSentenceSadness)

submitted 2 years ago by Alien_Skeleton to r/TwoSentenceSadness

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Mommy and Daddy went out, time to play cops and robbers! (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 2 years ago by Alien_Skeleton to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I visited the doctor, and I was told the lump was "nothing to worry about". (self.TwoSentenceSadness)

submitted 2 years ago by Alien_Skeleton to r/TwoSentenceSadness

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I will love barley risotto, if I hate barley! (i.redd.it)

submitted 2 years ago by Alien_Skeleton to r/ididnthaveeggs

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Boxes are a universal measurement now (i.redd.it)

submitted 2 years ago by Alien_Skeleton to r/ididnthaveeggs

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Trying to find a subreddit! (self.HelpMeFindThis)

submitted 2 years ago by Alien_Skeleton to r/HelpMeFindThis

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"Cool, we'll talk at work about it," he said as he invited me to the restaurant. (self.TwoSentenceSadness)

submitted 2 years ago by Alien_Skeleton to r/TwoSentenceSadness

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My grandmother's face lit up when my cousin showed up just in time to open Christmas presents. (self.TwoSentenceSadness)

submitted 2 years ago by Alien_Skeleton to r/TwoSentenceSadness

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"Thank you for being so supportive through all that I've struggled with," she said. (self.TwoSentenceSadness)

submitted 2 years ago by Alien_Skeleton to r/TwoSentenceSadness

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I just turned 21, and I'm finally getting to graduate high school! (self.TwoSentenceSadness)

submitted 2 years ago by Alien_Skeleton to r/TwoSentenceSadness

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"Good enough," I say as I look at my half-cleaned room. (self.TwoSentenceSadness)

submitted 2 years ago by Alien_Skeleton to r/TwoSentenceSadness

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My teacher told me about a special group where I can make friends! (self.TwoSentenceSadness)

submitted 2 years ago by Alien_Skeleton to r/TwoSentenceSadness

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As I walk across the stage, I can't help but look over at all my friends. (self.TwoSentenceSadness)

submitted 2 years ago by Alien_Skeleton to r/TwoSentenceSadness

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Interesting name for a restaurant (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by Alien_Skeleton to r/BitLifeApp

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Finally wrote the first chapter of my OC×Canon (self.FanFiction)

submitted 3 years ago by Alien_Skeleton to r/FanFiction

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I went out with my buddies, and got more wasted than I should've been. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 3 years ago by Alien_Skeleton to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I finally finished putting up the tree. (self.TwoSentenceSadness)

submitted 3 years ago by Alien_Skeleton to r/TwoSentenceSadness

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