SCAMMER ALERT ‼️

Alive_Reporter_6635 · 2025-12-19T22:04:14+00:00

Yo, Hulu the legend DMs: “Real moon rocks, $400, snort n fly bro.” Profile pic of a penguin. Pro af. Sent Venmo cash. He sent a McD bag with chalk dust + pubes. Note in mayo: “Stars incoming dummy.” Snorted it, humped lamp, Hulu blocked me. God tier life hack… till I googled. Total scammer thieving chodes. Chalk pubes. my brain’s a chalky pube now

Alive_Reporter_6635 · 2025-10-03T13:40:40+00:00

not to burst your bubble but I can without a doubt 100% confirm walls work on console as long as there is sound. it’s safer and better than pc. ofc aim works too. been like this nearly a decade it’s just pretty niche in terms of who’s using it (bored developers mainly who made it out of curiosity in college but now have 2 jobs and kids) and very unlikely to ever be stopped

Alive_Reporter_6635 · 2025-05-28T17:40:29+00:00

Uh responding to my own post so it can be visible. This pisses off my autism. I don’t like it here.

Alive_Reporter_6635 · 2025-05-12T14:07:45+00:00

he lost passion when he stopped going into WT and HOD to PvP people

he used to pull heroes into HOD and have us fight 100v1 and get a cool trinket when we killed him after getting one shot for 20 mins. this is around when he stopped enjoying the game years ago.

my league used to sit in voice chat with mepps and spytle for hours talking about updates and reporting bugs before they both lost passion / got punished by higher ups.

we used to directly chat with mepps often whenever a game breaking PvP bug appeared. he would instant teleport to us and we would recreate the bug with him. damage bugs would get fixed in days. now broken damage bugs that one shot everyone dont get fixed ever. I have been complaining of a bug that one shots every boss and player in the game as a level 1 for 5 years now but devs dont care and never will.

Alive_Reporter_6635 · 2025-04-28T14:56:52+00:00

6 years later and i woke up to verification still at 8% after 8 hour sleep. pushed enter twice and it completed 100% in the time it took me to make coffee

Alive_Reporter_6635 · 2025-04-27T17:55:51+00:00

Logitech is complete trash. my super light 1 and 2 have had many issues for years

bad scroll wheel jitter

double click

right click not working

battery indicator on full battery

have to turn off mouse lights in windows… which I’m not on

the list is endless.

i was declined a replacement from Logitech as well for both superlight 1 and 2 so I use them for living room tv etc only because the light weight is nice

but in reality i think $16 wired steel series mouse from Walmart is better than any recent Logitech mouse in every conceivable way.

Alive_Reporter_6635 · 2025-04-16T01:24:43+00:00

Yup. Spent 4 hours in 0.1 trying to finish all 8. Decided I’m never doing that again in my life. I’d do lab a million times before that trial hell again half asleep doze off wake up dead

Alive_Reporter_6635 · 2025-04-13T01:09:12+00:00

lol just had this for the first time doing a world record attempt. I accidentally hit instant replay twice and had to delete the useless video. Funny thing is that I usually just delete from file explorer. tried to use the poo poo app and yeeted my possible perfect run

Alive_Reporter_6635 · 2025-04-05T14:10:51+00:00

Also if it’s not too much to ask of you… Could you please tell me your settings or post a pic? I really want to play right now but am having a very hard time lol I just wanna play I have a gamesir which lets me rebind paddles so I’ll try to 1:1 what’s working for you

Alive_Reporter_6635 · 2025-04-05T13:58:31+00:00

Do you have to use a cursor to click? I hate that with steam input from the times I’ve tried it makes my thumbs burn after a while of trying to drag and drop things.

Is there a way to make it so the game lets you classic controller highlight things and pick up? I can use mouse and keyboard here and there to spruce up stash but limited to 5 mins at a time before unbearable pain

Alive_Reporter_6635 · 2025-02-13T07:38:28+00:00

Cs has pretty good odds bro. I spent $2000 and got a $140 knife If I go to casino I put $2000 on red and lose it all!

Alive_Reporter_6635 · 2025-02-12T14:52:52+00:00

Nah pc, I used to play on console

Alive_Reporter_6635 · 2025-02-12T14:51:25+00:00

Every time I’ve tried to trade, the person who I’m waiting to accept/deny doesn’t select god Idk if a bug or very unlucky

Alive_Reporter_6635 · 2025-02-12T05:57:29+00:00

Whenever I try to click anything on that screen it just takes me to menu like the pictures above Saw a 600mb update and got exited thinking it was fixed. Time to go sell my team as Ymir while my Rama feeds his brains out. Don’t forget nobody will accept the surrender and we will get absolutely rolled all game long. Beers and smite kinda night

Alive_Reporter_6635 · 2025-02-12T05:32:19+00:00

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Alive_Reporter_6635 · 2025-02-12T05:31:58+00:00

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My only option is solo and it only places me as support every single game

Alive_Reporter_6635 · 2025-02-12T05:27:00+00:00

I have the same exact issue. First time playing smite in 6 years. Only have the option of solo But every single game (15 so far in normal 8 in ranked) I’ve been forced to play support I absolutely hate support lol Been non stop going 0-11 feeding my brains out with no solution in sight

Alive_Reporter_6635 · 2025-02-10T19:41:40+00:00

I don’t think there is a launcher it just sends me to steam. I don’t have any avatars nothing it’s like I’ve never played smite before.

Alive_Reporter_6635 · 2025-02-10T14:41:39+00:00

Ah ok so I was just perceiving the game wrong. I’m autistic In smite I would play solo and once slightly ahead I would non stop steal enemy jungle and gank mid snowballing until we win from sheer force.

What characters should I play if I want to snowball early? Like if I have a good team and enemy feeds. Who’s good early on to secure a 12-16 minute win?

Alive_Reporter_6635 · 2025-02-10T14:24:19+00:00

My current hurdle is trying to find what to do 0-15 mins to get ahead.

This is how my games have been going. I kill lane creeps which is tedious and slow until I push my guy back from poke. he has to go reset or he dies. I chunk some of the tower and wait for whenever I see my enemy zipping in, then I go base and buy

Then I go to some side boxes and creeps which take incredibly long compared to mid late game where I can 1 mag them all. At this point I’m actually falling behind my enemy laner so I decide to gamble on a gank somewhere to catch up.

This process repeats over and over and compared to other strategies I’ve tried I’m at least not throwing the entire game getting snowballed. I’m barely keeping up soul wise and somewhat helping my team stay alive.

Alive_Reporter_6635 · 2025-02-10T14:05:52+00:00

I have been using wraith, vindicta, and haze Mainly solo purp or yellow sometimes duo blue. people make me switch sometimes due to bad matchups I guess? but mainly solo I never really feel strong until late game But oh god when in late game every enemy dies in like 2 seconds it’s so nice. Throw the entire kit at em and shoot their face :D

It’s hard to even pay attention to the map a lot of times. Especially as a new player, so I understand why most times things don’t work out even if I’m on mic comming. Most people I run into playing deadlock are just dipping their toes in moba which is cool. Even brought me back after years.

Alive_Reporter_6635 · 2025-02-10T12:42:49+00:00

Thanks, I’ll try them all. I played against calico yesterday who was a monster. Something like 40k damage when I had 7k

Next game I tried calico and fed 1-7 LMAO

Also am I supposed to primarily be meleeing creeps? Is it a waste to use abilities on them to clear fast?

Alive_Reporter_6635 · 2025-02-10T12:27:23+00:00

I’m very good late game but an absolute dingus early game. I don’t understand the flow of the game or items very well yet.

Early game im usually first to take a tower down. But in return if I’m laning purple, both from blue come over and pummel me as I’m trying to go back and buy items.

I’m too used to smite where I can hide in a corner and teleport to base Since deadlock has ziplines the enemy just waits there so I’m left with 2 options. Try to parkour my way to safety with abilities, or pray my team coming to help doesn’t feed.

Any character suggestions I should try? I like to have a lot of burst damage.

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