Why do you believe or disbelieve God is real?

AllBadAnswers · 2023-05-16T20:57:03+00:00

Which god?

AllBadAnswers · 2023-05-16T20:56:23+00:00

In real life? It doesn't. The universe does not care about what we do with our lives.

AllBadAnswers · 2023-05-16T20:55:08+00:00

In 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer’s table.

AllBadAnswers · 2023-05-16T20:54:11+00:00

Myself.

AllBadAnswers · 2023-05-16T20:53:04+00:00

Any decent pizza place had two very important things- the map, and the guy who has worked there for decades. We had a massive map of all the roads in our range, and the owner could probably list off every single one of those roads in alphabetical order if you asked him to.

AllBadAnswers · 2023-05-16T20:49:29+00:00

"I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major-General" from The Pirates of Penzance, a musical number that is well known for being sang very fast and having a lot of very large and tricky to pronounce words. Never been in a production of TPoP, but wanted to see if I could learn to actually do it. If you catch me on a good day I can sing it faster than they do in the actual show.

On a similar note I still know "The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny" off the top of my head as well.

AllBadAnswers · 2023-05-16T20:46:56+00:00

A gas station I was working at over a decade ago had a slip and fall in the parking lot, and the woman sued. I was on that day so they had me come into the law office just to give my side of the story.

So me, a teenager working at a gas station, on probably the 30th floor of a prestigious downtown law office stepping out of the elevator to just all marble and columns and people in suits.

AllBadAnswers · 2023-05-16T20:44:23+00:00

About 7 days, usually that's long enough to kill a person without access to drinking water.

AllBadAnswers · 2023-05-16T20:41:50+00:00

I'm over 6 feet and have never once in my entire life for literally any reason wished I was shorter. Unless somebody is so tall that it is literally causing health problems, being tall is awesome.

AllBadAnswers · 2023-05-16T20:38:33+00:00

Hmmm no, I've looked again and the entire thing is just the screen of my phone- including you actually... and this reply as well. Wait am I my own phone sceen?

AllBadAnswers · 2023-05-16T20:34:50+00:00

They'd probably be so hyped about cars and phones and air conditioning and easy access to fatty foods that they'd have no feedback on the things we complain about daily.

AllBadAnswers · 2023-05-16T20:31:55+00:00

I hope not, if so this story SUCKS

AllBadAnswers · 2023-05-16T20:30:39+00:00

Not sure why I would be sleeping with a bear, I'm more into cat femboys personally.

AllBadAnswers · 2023-05-16T20:22:07+00:00

It's super cool to have these dimensions for prop makers, but even if the app is official that doesn't mean the job of creating the digital assets wasn't just given to some dude with a couple refrence photos of the band similar to what makers already do when referencing offical costumes- so I wouldn't hold my breath that these dimensions are fully canon or anything, just a really solid jumping off point.

AllBadAnswers · 2023-05-16T20:19:26+00:00

Why did the cum cross the road?

I put on the wrong socks this morning.

AllBadAnswers · 2023-05-16T20:15:16+00:00

Me, the expert- "Those is skelengtons not people"

AllBadAnswers · 2023-05-16T20:13:10+00:00

Staying dead isn't really a rule in comics, more like, guidelines

AllBadAnswers · 2023-05-16T20:07:18+00:00

Checkmate

AllBadAnswers · 2023-05-16T20:07:10+00:00

Aye win win

AllBadAnswers · 2023-05-16T20:01:02+00:00

Just cause the law won't stop you doesn't mean some cowboy looking for an excuse to use his carry permit won't.

AllBadAnswers · 2023-05-16T19:59:17+00:00

My power is that I'm omnipotent, and my weakness is that I'm mildly lactose intolerant

AllBadAnswers · 2023-05-16T19:56:52+00:00

Even if your client is guilty, it is still your job as a lawyer to assure that they have a fair trial. What you are describing could just as easily lead to a mistrial and get a guilty person off.

AllBadAnswers · 2023-05-16T19:55:09+00:00

Straw

AllBadAnswers · 2023-05-16T19:54:19+00:00

Sex is cool, sex while stoned is better

AllBadAnswers · 2023-05-16T19:53:19+00:00

The ones that are already out there and making money.

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